Excellent strip. Good thing the wife is at work otherwise I would have to explain my LOLing.
Depending on what the green is, if it is armor (such as the "of the Whale" type of crap, I send to my "pocket enchanter" who turns into sparkly powders, shards and such and sends it back to me. Weapons go to the AH for a bit, if they don't sell, then its off to the enchanter. Some of the more in demand armor gets AHed, if it doesn't sell, then it get DEed. I have a nice pile of enchanting mats now.