I wonder... When Donald was an endgame Raid Leader in the past, was he in fact being played by THIS real world Donald?
What if the account was originally owned by... Let's say Donald the Elder; who had had enough of WoW and decided to let Donald the Younger have some fun with his old account?
It may well explain how Donald reached the level cap without knowing what class he was. He just sees the big flashy dude with a mace and "Yay warrior man! Pew pew!". After all every race only has one body type, regardless of class. It's just a silly hypothesis, but it fits the facts,
Heh, maybe the Gnome's time travel telefrag was the last straw that made D the Elder quit!
I could only have two hundred and fifty five characters and so I thought to myself: Why not fill it up to obtain all use out of it as I can? So that is precisely what I did, with no rhyme or reason, the entire sig exists purely to exist for it's own sake.