WTF, when did Donald get a Cursed Vision of Sargeras? I must have missed that raid. I thought only Tanuki had one...I mean I don't want to take one away from the rogues, even if it would be a huge upgrade, but I'm not getting beaten to the bunch by Donald.
Or did someone forget to set it to master looter before he ninja'ed all the items again?
By the way, I am a master of the second rule, as I'm sure Keydar will attest to. Or maybe I was the inspiration for this comic...lessee...
#1) "Shouldn't you be DPSing?" -- I use a survival spec to justify not having to do a ton of damage myself. I claim that others do more damage when I'm around instead. This lets me look bad on the meters and still be important. I sometimes forget to read strats, as well.
#2) We covered #2.
#3) I speak up all the time when a thought occurs to me. I don't usually
go over the super-obvious, but I'm quick to "help" others.
#4) From Keydar's perspective, three words: [Talon of Azshara].
#5) There was a period of about 2-3 months where I was unable to attend most raids, and let the guild finish all the tier 5 content without me, conveniently coming back in time to get Vashj and Kael, and then complain about how I couldn't get any loot from bosses like Leotheras and Al'ar.
Hmm, yep, Keydar may very well have been thinking of me when he wrote that comic. Oh god, wait...now I'm going to have to go look back at all the other Donald comics...
Donald at a low level?
- I definitely charge into stupid situations sometimes, even though I am normally fearful of doing stupid things. (Never seems to stop me!)
well, no, I never had one of those. I did have my share of unusual melee weapons for someone who isn't supposed to use them, though.
is not something I've ever expected to do, but I have been known to keyboard turn when I'm not in a hurry.
is totally my hero. Well, maybe not, but I'd definitely yell out "Heart" if four other people named the elements...
I'm probably about as useful
in the arena as Donald, since I never PvP.
Rend may be a warrior skill
, but back when it was a crappy survival talent, I did have Lacerate.
I don't PvP
. However, I'd probably be about as adept a BG leader as Donald if I tried.
I hope my loot doesn't hate me this much
I'd never be Narya's servant
, even if I was offered the role of "Vice President." I hate leadership positions. I do like being important, though. Hmm, maybe I would...
I'm a meat eater. I would never go for a mechanical chicken.
Unless, perhaps, I was given the alternative of eating vegetables...
My gear never breaks!
Well, not if I manage to Feign Death. But then usually something stupid happens...like getting mashed in the head with a repair hammer. I do need a new hat, too...
Eerie similarities, I must say.