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Postby kozom1234 » Fri Jan 09, 2009 3:27 pm

so what eactly did i do again? Or was my name braught up out of spite?


anyhoo, i got some funny lore

*spoiler alert*


gnome are robots who evolved into humanoids.
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Postby Lanthroviel » Fri Jan 09, 2009 4:30 pm

kozom1234 wrote:so what eactly did i do again? Or was my name braught up out of spite?


anyhoo, i got some funny lore

*spoiler alert*


gnome are robots who evolved into humanoids.

So you got wotlk now? ;)
Then, I may enlighten you a little more:

*Big Spoiling answer alert*

They didn't evolved, they received the "curse of flesh".
It was a curse that the "old golds" (aka CHTULUH and YOG SOTHOTH!Errr, I mean, C'tun and Yogg Sarron) gave too the population of azeroth (which was at the time, stone dwarf, robot gnome, vrykul and some other crap :p) so they can be more easily "assimilated" (probably transformed into organic beings, so they can fusion with the god itself, that kind of stuff).The result was the gnomes, dwarves, and humans :p.Titans tried to remove the curse but couldn't, so instead they sealed the old gods in azeroth preventing them to... conquer the universe probably :D.Silly Titans, they basically let us deal with the gods, or let them exterminate us =).


I advise you to do the halls of stone asap, it contain interesting lore stuff =).
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Postby kozom1234 » Fri Jan 09, 2009 4:56 pm

Aww I read big spoiler but my eyes kept reading /sad face

But no wotlk for me... 10 day trial made me get to 70.99999 ( as high as you can go)

and now 10 day free trial...my mom (aka the hater of all things electronic and fun) is out and my dad is home early which = some begging for wotlk time :twisted:

(yes, I’m a kid...but I bet my staggering intellect made you believe I was older, ...ya right... )


SPOILER

but ya, i love the quest where you recurse them i'm just curiuos as to how technology can match titan's power now :/



oh yeah lore...umm oh http://www.wowwiki.com/C%27Thun i just find it funny it takes 40 people to kill an eye. / stomach
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Postby cookiemanyay » Fri Jan 09, 2009 4:58 pm

yeah yeah how old are you?????
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Postby kozom1234 » Fri Jan 09, 2009 4:59 pm

15 turning 16 in may, i'd stay off the roads if i were you :twisted:

and as for some lore

http://www.wowwiki.com/Thrall


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Postby Lanthroviel » Fri Jan 09, 2009 6:57 pm

kozom1234 wrote:
(yes, I’m a kid...but I bet my staggering intellect made you believe I was older, ...ya right... )


OHLOLOOOOOOOL1111ELEVEN111 =D

but, hum, no derail so, SPOILER:

*harry potter survive :P*
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Postby cookiemanyay » Fri Jan 09, 2009 7:13 pm

omg i hated my driving test the dude was like 50 and he yelled at me for not putting on my blinker while turning in a freakin cul-de-sac.
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Postby kozom1234 » Fri Jan 09, 2009 7:24 pm

good anti derail save there lant...but wrong lore.

also,


not wow but warcraft.
http://www.wowwiki.com/Funny_Bunny
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Postby Thatguy » Fri Jan 09, 2009 8:40 pm

I wonder how old do you think I am...



Also, don't know if it was mentionned, but there is an orc tribe called the Flowerpicker Clan, which is the only one to wear blue.
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Postby cookiemanyay » Fri Jan 09, 2009 9:33 pm

You are probally 14-19ish and the flower picker clan was confirmed.
http://www.wowwiki.com/Flowerpicker_clan

More lore.

On the Frostmourne weapon stats presented at Blizzcon the sword said
"Hail to the new king baby"which is a quote from Duke Nukem and Ash form the end of evil dead 3.
http://www.wowwiki.com/Frostmourne
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Postby Lihonessa » Sat Jan 10, 2009 1:34 am

cookiemanyay wrote:On the Frostmourne weapon stats presented at Blizzcon the sword said
"Hail to the new king baby"which is a quote from Duke Nukem and Ash form the end of evil dead 3.
http://www.wowwiki.com/Frostmourne


I'm not sure how much this is qualified as lore, because it's actually just some text on an in-game item.
And as for Frostmourne, I don't think that it will ever drop, because part of Ner'zhul's soul is stored in that blade.
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Postby Aceed » Sat Jan 10, 2009 8:00 am

cookiemanyay wrote:On the Frostmourne weapon stats presented at Blizzcon the sword said
"Hail to the new king baby"which is a quote from Duke Nukem and Ash form the end of evil dead 3.
http://www.wowwiki.com/Frostmourne


Already mentioned, I know, but that isn't lore. :E
lol, we're creepy.
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Postby Belse » Sat Jan 10, 2009 9:42 am

I heard Arthas got fungus. I wont tell you where but feel free to make guesses.
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Postby Lihonessa » Sat Jan 10, 2009 10:05 am

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Postby Belse » Sat Jan 10, 2009 10:16 am

Lihonessa wrote:Arthas' fungus?

Something like that.
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