Here are some quotes from Knights Eternal, a PvE raiding guild that requires players to be 21+ and have at least Naxx25-gear. On the forums we have a recruitment template which people can fill out. Here are some quotes from the most ridiculous or funny anwers we got:
Druid apply wrote:- Why do you wanna join Knights Eternal?:Cause i want to take gear for every specc and dont like pugging(well m8s u said that u want resto ...i know that all ur ppl have better gear than naxx 25...so if we go naxx 10 u would need the gear??,second u dont want feral druid and i am feral and got good balance gear,but if u want me resto i need gear,i could just say no and stay only feral but i say ok and i go every specc u want but atleast help me a bit too LOL)Got feral specc alrdy
- If you don't have dual spec, are you willing to respec?:I want some boosts naxx 25 or 10 to take gear and i will go everyspecc u want
- Anything you wish to add:I dont like asking me for the age cause game says 12+ so i could only right 12+ and just leave it but ok
He really didn't get it.
Mage wrote:Etsin raidi kiltaa magelleni koska olen aktiivinen raidaaja. Magella on 4/5 valorous ja 25man naxx gear (jotain 10man geariakin lÃƒÂ¶ytyy).
What the hell? I can understand 4 languages and speak 3 of them, but this is not one of them! To add up to this: it was posted in the wrong part of the forums (our recruitment-forum is called "recruitment").
Shaman wrote:Good understanding of english language: 1-10 = 6-7
I still don't understand what bad mathematics have got to do with the English language.
Mage wrote:Class: Mage
Level: 21 at the moment
I guess he wanted a raiding guild early... but unfortunatly I didn't think it would work out between us.