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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Where are you from? I'm from the USA.
You: You are? Cool.
You: I'm from
You: So, what's up?
Stranger: Nothingm much
You: I can spell nothing.
You: That's confusing
You: Are you?
Stranger: Not really.
You: Why not?
You: I agree.
Stranger: M or F? I don't care.
You: I'm a
You: How about you?
You: Are you M or F?
Stranger: I'm not going to answer if you keep leaving you responses uncomplete.
You: uncomplete is not a word.
Stranger: INcomplete is improper grammar, it's, "Incomplete," if you are starting a sentance with it.
You: Chill, it's just grammar.
You: M or F?
Stranger: M, you?
Stranger: Waht are you? You seem to forget to type the rest of your response.
You: What do you mean what am I?
Stranger: You said, "I'm," but never said what you are.
You: Oh lol.
You: Yes I am.
Stranger: What are you, some ameba?
You: Lol no!
You: I'm a person!
Stranger: Then what are you a man or a woman?
You: A plan.
You: A canal.
You: Is like a man with a wo
You: So, I heard you like mudkips.
You: No, I said that I'm a person!
You: You silly burger!
Stranger: Troll, someone who seeks to annoy people.
You: Lol, are you saying that you are or that I am?
You: I am so confused right now...
You: Anyway, sup?
Stranger: Getting more annoyed and depress as time passes.
You: Aww, why?
Stranger: Too much...
You: Too much what?
You: Either way, sorry to hear it.
You: Every once in a while, I feel like the
Stranger: I'm 16.
You: Wow, I'm
Stranger: Really, type the whole message, please don't leave it open ended like that,
You: Like what?
Stranger: Nevermind, I don't feel like making myself feel worse.
You: Aww, I'm sorry to
Stranger: * slams head on key board*
You: Try using your fingers, it's easier to type
You: You can press other keys too
You: Like 1
You: and 2
You: and even 3, except that's not a number
Stranger: Please, stop being such a smart ass.
You: I already said, I'm a person!
You: You silly burger who is typing with their head!
Stranger: Really, just please stop, don't drive me to suicide.
You: I can't drive yet, I'm only
Stranger: That's it, I'm gone, hope you like metaphorical blood on your hands.
You: Better than real blood.
You: Or True Blood.
You: That show sucks.
You: Well, actually, it bites...
Stranger: good for you...
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