Anyone here do Omegle?

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Postby judgement14 » Sun Oct 04, 2009 4:15 pm

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: jackey
You: whut?
Stranger: i love you
You: im sorry
You: my love is for another
Stranger: ahhh
Stranger: i will kill myself
You: how
Stranger: CO2
You: boring
You: go skydiving while on fire and drinking poison without a parachute
You: into a pull full of sharks
Stranger: ok
Stranger: bye

edit: meant pool



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Stranger: is this myspace?
You: dont think so
Stranger: oh
You: i dont see a y
You: but i think youre close
Stranger: oh
Stranger: what about face =book?
You: nope
You: your farther away from that
Stranger: oh
You: you'll get it eventually
Stranger: is this pizza hut?
You: yeah
You: may i take your order?
Stranger: can i have a double olive
Stranger: double pickel
Stranger: and
Stranger: double anchoviy
Stranger: on the double
You: will that be all?
Stranger: hell yea
You: im sorry sir
You: we are closed
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Stranger: heys where you from?
You: Azeroth
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Stranger: hey 19 m us
You: looking for a horny girl with a webcam
You: hey is for horses
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btw he typed the "You: looking for a horny girl with a webcam" part
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Postby Lore_master » Sun Oct 04, 2009 4:38 pm

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Stranger: hi
You: I’m too sexy for my plate, too sexy for my plate, so sexy it hurts.
Stranger: me 2
You: U play WoW?
Stranger: ofc
You: What relm? so i can camp you :D
Stranger: I would fuck you up
You: lol nub think he can pwn pvp god, ill kill you, your famly and your pets.... Then camp you all :D
You: No reply? i win!!!!!
You: .... you bore me, need someone new to camp.
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I was bored :D
Hmmmmmmmmmmm...

Note to self get new sig.
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Postby lappen » Sun Oct 04, 2009 4:49 pm

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: YO I RESPECT YOU AND IMMA LET YOU FINISH BUT THE LAST GUY I TALKED TO HAD THE BEST WAY TO SAY ASL OF ALL TIME!

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Postby Lore_master » Sun Oct 04, 2009 5:08 pm

Also, sorry about takeing some of your ideas

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You: Hi
Stranger: how r u ?
You: good
You: you play WoW?
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Stranger: looking for a lady who wants to play on cam......
You: looking for group for Naxx
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You: Hi
Stranger: hey
You: You play WoW?
Stranger: nope
You: YOU ARE NOT WOURTHY!!!!!!!
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You: Ni hao
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Stranger: tranny?
You: I’m too sexy for my plate, too sexy for my plate, so sexy it hurts.
Stranger: im too sexy for my cat
You: and i am too sexy for you.
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Hmmmmmmmmmmm...

Note to self get new sig.
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Postby ZhakoT » Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:58 pm

You: We're no strangers to love!
You: You know the rules
You: And so do I!
You: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You: You can't get this from any other guy!
Stranger: male or female
You: IIII jjust wanna tell you how i'm feeling
You: I gotta make you understand
You: Never gonna give you up
You: Never gonna let you down
You: Neveer gonna turn around and Hurt you
You: Never gonna make you cry
You: Never gonna say goodbye
You: Never gonna tell a lie
You: And desert you!
Stranger: never gonna say good night
You: Never gonna give
You: Never gonna give
You: *Give you up*
Stranger: male or female
You: Never gonna give
You: Never gonna give
Stranger: male or female
Stranger: male or female
You: We've know eachother
You: For so long
You: Your hearts been aching but
You: Your too shy to say it!
Stranger: are you a man or a women
You: Inside we both know
You: What's goin on
You: We know the game and we're gonna play it!
Stranger: if you are a girl i love you
You: And If you ask me how i'm feeling
You: Don't tell me your to blind to se it!
You: Never gonna give you up!
Stranger: i must fuck you if you girl
You: Never gonna let you down
Stranger: bitch
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(I got words wrong :<)
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Postby jettom » Sat Nov 07, 2009 10:24 am

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Stranger: hi
You: In Soviet Russa, Hi says you!
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/postcount



Stranger: hi
You: Hello.
Stranger: where are u from?
You: The heavens.
Stranger: where is that?
You: Above you.
Stranger: i'm from brazil
Stranger: age?
You: Brazil... hmm. Isn't that in south America? I sometimes lose record over all the places I have made.
You: Let's see...
You: 9123481482 Years
Stranger: are u god?
You: Yes.
Stranger: amem
Stranger: god i'm sorry
Stranger: i will talk with another person
Stranger: bye
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You: Hello
Stranger: hi
You: How fares your life? I find it important to listen to the tales of the people.
Stranger: oh
You: A emperor must know how to win the trust of his people.
You: For if he rules through might and fear, he is nothing but a dog.
Stranger: i had only one emperor in my life , it's name is bonaprte , and that never change bye
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Stranger: hi
You: Hello, son of Valgarde!
Stranger: asl?
You: ..not you again Sad
Stranger: hah?
Stranger: i never met u
You: well ive talked with you before, i remember the "asl?"
Stranger: asl is a common word
You: It is?
Stranger: everybody uses that
You: what does it mean?
Stranger: age sex location
You: Oh.. btw i just broke the "I am Odin, lord over the north" cliche i was supposed to use on you, then post the outcome on www.wow-v.com and http://forums.darklegacycomics.com/.. so cya around
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Postby Lilla » Sat Nov 07, 2009 11:42 am

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Stranger: dont you love summer?
You: ioraegdévcna
Stranger: yeah me too
You: thglbori
Stranger: yeah for sure
You: idd
You: sdzgfbkaíjdhgb
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You: 1337
Stranger: 4564564p[;'
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Stranger: You and me...
Stranger: are soulmates
Stranger: Did you know?
You: *spit*
You: Yes *wink*
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: f m
You: is dut like Radio FM?
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Stranger: hey
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Stranger: over 18?
You: /faint
Stranger: whats faint?
You: /double faint
You: take away 13 and u b correct
You: /wink
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: age
You: I am
You: 1337
You: nuff sad
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Stranger: hiiiiiiiii
You: OOMPA LOOMPA
Stranger: wat
You: u dnt no oompa loomaz noobie
Stranger: noooooooooo
You: u forgot "b"
Stranger: hello the name is ricky
You: my name is Leetie
You: + i is da oompa loompa
You: so u dnt no catcf
Stranger: wat r u sayin
You: dut u dnt no catcf
Stranger: i am nt understandin
You: well dan u noobie
Stranger: r u male
Stranger: or fmale
You: n00b
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Stranger: hi are you gay, bi or straight
You: I b 1337
You: plain 1337
You: ftyt
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Stranger: yo bala here...
Stranger: who u
Stranger: wassaaaaaaaaaaaaA?
You: stfu
Stranger: waddup???????????????//
Stranger: m bala ..who u
Stranger: fuck u]
You: stfu
Stranger: that kc motherfucker....
You: n00b
Stranger: naaaab
You: no its n00b
Stranger: noobie
You: n00bie
You: with 0's
Stranger: fk off
You: stfu
You: u fo
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Stranger: hello
You: yellow
You: owait it b green
You: yah thats it
You: green
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Stranger: hi
You: no noodles for me
You: i got 6p credit on mi phone
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Stranger: hi
You: do you draw japanese art?
Stranger: no can you?
You: chop suey i dont know what japanese art looks like
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Stranger: m ?
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Stranger: hey
You: bang bang boom boom
Stranger: haah
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Stranger: Hi
Stranger: asl??
You: ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY ROCK INTO MORDOR
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Stranger: Hey
You: Gimme mi waffles
You: u stole them
You: admit it
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Stranger: hi
You: go cry emo kid
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
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Stranger: hey asl?
You: what dos that mn
Stranger: aage sex location
You: i was under the impression people are asking if im asleep
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Stranger: Hi
You: U B ROFLPWNED
Stranger: What?
You: U B ROFLPWNED
Stranger: What?
You: U B RPFLPWNED
Stranger: What?
Stranger: Ok, RPFLPWNED or ROFLPWNED?
Stranger: Make up your mind
You: ROFLPWNED
Stranger: You sure that's it?
Stranger: Not RPFLPWNED?
You: idd
You: Im too 1337 to make up my mind after saying "idd"
Stranger: Oh really?
You: so now U B ROFLPWNED
You: tru stry
Stranger: Ok, so how did you ROFLPWN me?
You: by being 1337
Stranger: That makes no sense
You: yuh it does
You: im 1337
Stranger: No
Stranger: You are not
Stranger: You're 0000
Stranger: Nothing
Stranger: Zip
Stranger: Nada
You: liar *spit*
Stranger: Nun
You: im 1337
Stranger: No
You: I c+p-ed your 0
You: cuz I cant type it
You: *wink*
You: I B COPYCAT
Stranger: Cool
You: meow
You: type somfn goddammit
You: or just disconnect
You: and start ze convo with shum1 hoo haz dat higher IQ dan meh
You: owait
You: ive an idea
You: I will exit the tab
You: :]
Stranger: Go do
You: nah
You: ill just go play on another one
Stranger: Go do
You: like a stupid doll website like Stardoll
Stranger: You fail with me
Stranger: You're just boring
You: *cheer*
You: btw
You: u failz too
You: I B 1337
You: :]
You: funni nuff, sd is interesting comp4r3d tu ur borin p3rf3cto grammar an spelin an all
You: meaning yu DO failz
You: :[

-I still havent finished the convo with this last one. Im still talking in another tab XD
Duuuuuuuun duuuuuuun, du-du-duuuuuun d-d-duuu..
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