Anyone here do Omegle?

Discuss anything!

Postby kozom1234 » Mon Sep 07, 2009 3:36 pm

oh my god, i love you all. we are so awesome.

i got soem moar!

You: hiya
Stranger: hey
You: how's it goooing?
Stranger: prettyyyy goooood
You: thats goooood :)
Stranger: how about you?
You: well, druids just got nerfed so now i wont be able to get into a ToC group, which is pretty lame.
Stranger: what? O.o
You: lol l2p.
You: i bet you're still in naxx.
Stranger: I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about
You: lol, i bet you're a faceroller melee
Stranger: k you're scaring me
You: what?
Stranger: *stare*
You: druids can't fear, you silly newb!
You: do i look like a lock?
Stranger: zomg shut up n00b, dumb hax0rz
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: brasil?
You: Depends, can i wear your flesh?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: can I ask if you're male or female?
You: neither
You: :C
You: stupid meat grinders :*(
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hey
Stranger: m/f?
You: well, i'm both. and in the words of hannah montana...
You: Oh yeah
Come on

You get the limo out front
Hottest styles, every shoe, every color

Yeah, when you're famous it can be kinda fun
It's really you but no one ever discovers

In some ways you're just like all your friends
But on stage you're a star

You get the best of both worlds
Chill it out, take it slow
Then you rock out the show

You get the best of both worlds
Mix it all together and you know that it's the best of both worlds

The best of both worlds

You go to movie premiers (is that Orlando Bloom?)
Hear your songs on the radio
Livin' two lives is a little weird (yeah)
But school's cool cuz nobody knows

Yeah you get to be a small town girl
But big time when you play your guitar

You get the best of both worlds
Chillin' out take it slow
Then you rock out the show

You get the best of both worlds
Mix it all together and you know that it's the best of both
(You know the best) You know the best of both worlds

Pictures and autographs
You get your face in all the magazines
The best parts that you get to be who ever you wanna be

Yeah the best of both
You get the best of both
Come on best of both

Who would of thought that a girl like me
Would double as a superstar

You get the best of both worlds
Chillin' out, take it slow
Then you rock out the show

You get the best of both worlds
Mix it all together and you know that it's the best,

You get the best of both worlds
Without the shades and the hair
You can go anywhere

You get the best of both girls
Mix it all together
Oh yeah
It's so much better cuz you know you've got the best of both worlds
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
If i use my mouse to turn how do I click Lifebloom?

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Postby cookiemanyay » Mon Sep 07, 2009 7:55 pm

This Site is Fuuuuun

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
You: Hi
You: Do you like cake?
You: Please say yes...
You: Or someone...
Stranger: yes
You: Will bleed
Stranger: i like cake
You: That's good
You: Tell me
You: I need to know
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Postby cookiemanyay » Mon Sep 07, 2009 8:14 pm

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I need your help
My name is Veriyan Juffs Grefotory
And I have been discovered
Decode this message
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Postby omskarclam » Mon Sep 07, 2009 9:30 pm

Stranger: hello
You: Hello, sire.
You: What do you request of me in thy humble kingdom?
Stranger: are you chinese?
You: *He suddenly thrusts his blade up the King's chest*
You: I claim the Kingdom as my own in the name of Thlmaxorton!
Stranger: what's that?
You: All wielders of the darkness shall perish!
You: Begone warlock!
You: *Begins to channel Holy Wave*
Stranger: what's your name?
You: /roll
You: *you roll a 6 a 10 sided die*
You: (dude rol lplz)
You: (so we can dtrmin who gets holy balted*\
You: )
Your partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Hi, my name is Bruce
You: Hey, kid, I need you to listen closely and take this very seriously.
Stranger: okay!
You: Me and my boys arn't from these parts.
You: We're from the future.
Stranger: what year
You: About fifty years from now extraterristrial units will land on here.
Stranger: !!!!!!
Stranger: what???
You: We were sent back to prevent this from happening.
Stranger: omg
Stranger: Oh my god, are we all going to die?
You: Not if we do our job right.
Stranger: how can I help
Stranger: I want to fight the future
You: Right, I need you to take your spoons.
You: WAIT
Stranger: Okay
You: LAGGING
You: BREAKING UPARGH
You have disconnected.

(poor kid, i wonder if he's really scared :O)

heres a really long one
Stranger: hello
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: ih
You: hi
You: ii
You: hihi
You: i
You: h
You: hi
You: ihi
You: hi
Stranger: wow
You: i
You: wat
Stranger: ok?
You: hey wat levl is ur gears
Stranger: だいじょうぶ?
You: can u help me wits naxx
Stranger: 何語だ?
You: we r on thadios
Stranger: おうこら
You: we cant duble jump on the squaers
Stranger: あーん?
You: r u chineez farmr
You: will u give me gold
Stranger: 聞いてんだろーが
You: 4 free
You: mom dosn let me buy stuf on intarebs
Stranger: いくらでもやるよ
You: r u speeking chines
You: let me comucate
Stranger: no
You: toshi waka
You: hoo no
You: shiaka toloko
You: noo hito wa hentai pr0n
Stranger: japanese
You: she toonarorka
You: shogun waga
Stranger: cool
You: leet h4x zomgzor watahang
You: zoooo tikahow
Stranger: ばかたれ
You: how u mak ur words squigy
You: i spek japnez but they r not squigy
Stranger: かっこいいやろ
You: does ur momy bak cookies'
Stranger: fight me?
Stranger: ok
You: my mom MAKES THE BEST COKIES EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: my turn!
Stranger: etarnal final fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: bom!
You: wats tht spell
You: wat class
Stranger: haha
You: is it leik fire mage
Stranger: sorry
You: why u sr
You: y
Stranger: nothing
You: kkkkk
Stranger: へへへ
Stranger: (^_^)
Stranger: face
You: is that a puppy
Stranger: (^З^)<chu
You: y is a butt on its mowth
Stranger: ( ・д・ )
You: does ur mom mak good cokies
You: MY MOMS COKIES R RLY GOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: (T_T)
Stranger: okay?
Stranger: i cant read your slang...
You: wats slang mean
You: is it a bad guy on teen titans
You: no thats slade sry
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i want cokies
Stranger: give me
You: k
You: [54654]
You: its a coki wit numbers
Stranger: ( ^∀ ^ )
Stranger: ありがとう thank you
You: onishi
You: waka toshi chong wong
You: bling ching wang tong ching ching bok choi
You: ling wangtong
Stranger: tunami
Stranger: harakiri
Stranger: ninja
Stranger: geisha
Stranger: samurai
You: JHAHAHAH

SAMURAI
You: DO U KNO NARUTO
Stranger: yeah!
You: HES LIK A SAMURI 2
You: BUT HES NINJA
You: BYT THERE R SAMRAI
Stranger: im sasuke
Stranger: im ninja
You: nARUTO IS BERST
You: THO
You: HES RLY POWRFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stranger: yes!
Stranger: how old you?
You: rwhy i ask m
You: me
Stranger: funny you
Stranger: わかんない
You: i m 5 billion
Stranger: ok
Stranger: me too
You: IM A DINOAUR
You: ROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Stranger: gyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Stranger: help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: murder!!!!!!!!!!
You: wast
Stranger: nothing
You: jooj
You: jh
You: y
You: g
You: gr
You: t
You: drt
You: dr
You: gdr
You: t
You: drt
You: dr
You: g
You: d
You: halp
Stranger: gyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You: plz
You: im spazing on my
You: keyubs
You: nkeyboatd
You: d
You: d
You: rfe
You: fkerunod
You: krjobsrtf
You: krtobst
You: f
You: s
You: er.srg
You: d
You: y
You: h
You: bnvh
You: c
Stranger: uwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Stranger: ill die.....
Stranger: cry.....
Stranger: (T_T)
Stranger: 起きてる?
Stranger: おーい
Stranger: このやろ
Stranger: やい!
Stranger: 置き点の課よ
Stranger: ウひょおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおお
Stranger: ナルト!
Stranger: naruto
Stranger: doraemon
Stranger: dragon ball
You: wowi almost died
You: i spazed out my windo
Stranger: ok
Stranger: good
You: do u gt spazes often
Stranger: yes
You: kool
Stranger: hehe
You: can uhelp me with naxx
You: leik i asked u earlier
You: plz
You: or r u on toc
You: ?
Stranger: わかんない
You: so ca nu
You: helop me wit naxx
Stranger: ok
You: wats r nam
You: and srvar
Stranger: im nobita
You: and how good is u gears
You: r u epics
Stranger: yes
You: wat items u haz
Stranger: katana
You: WOW

You: WERE DO U GET KATANA
Stranger: but short
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You: r
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You: sef
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You: kaposhin
Stranger: うひょ
Stranger: くぁwせdrftgyふじこlp;@:「」
You: why r u stil her
You: peple usely leev
You: rbut u stil her
You: so g00d
Stranger: i dont know
Stranger: where from?
Stranger: 貴様!!!!!!
Stranger: 応えろ!
Stranger: byebye
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Postby Bobson » Wed Sep 23, 2009 10:44 am

I tried it and I got this feeling that it's real people we are chatting with O.o
Anyone confirm?

Did a fun one btw:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: 1st one to disconnect is a faggot
You: ok?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: so maybe you should just fuck off
You: What are you? Eight?
Stranger: add ten and you got it right
You: Aha
Stranger: yeah
You: So what do you wanna talk about?
Stranger: nothing
You: Ok. Nothing. Interesting topic
You: Can there be nothing?
You: Is nothing really nothing?
You: I mean, if we can grasp a word that describes it, isn't it really something then?
Stranger: dude, you are barking at the wrong tree here
You: Who said anything about barking?
You: I ain't no dog!
Stranger: Oh, sorry
You: Oh, so you ARE able to type properly: All that missed there was a dot, but I rarely use that either, so we're equal
You: Are you trying to figure out what to type or do you just do it REALLY slow?
You: *falls asleep*
Stranger: what the fuck is your problem man?
You: Not much, I just turn your "fuck off" against you: see, I like this way of chatting, but not so much when people shows hate from the start
Stranger: aha ok
Stranger: whatever
Stranger: well I guess I have to be a faggot now and leave
Stranger: c ya
You: Ok, cya mate :)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


^ And Bobson wins again (own'd Random Stranger :twisted: )
Bobson is my name
and WoW is my game!
I can play a mage of frost
but also one of flame!
My warrior's rage I can easily tame!
30 pics per second
that is my frame,
and I pwn all the noobs who thinks I am lame!
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Postby vergil77 » Wed Sep 23, 2009 12:28 pm

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Who are you?
You: And what are you doing in my house?!
Stranger: ur house?
You: YES, this is MY HOUSE.
Stranger: k...
Stranger: m or f?
You: What? First you break into my house and then you dare ask me stupid questions?!
You: This is an outrage!!
You: I DEMAND a cookie as a compensation for your burglary.
Stranger: ok seriously wtf?
You: GIMME A COOKIE OR I'LL SHOT YOU.
Stranger: damn... i guess im in truoble then
You: Yes, you are. Give me the cookie.
Stranger: ok, ok heres your cookie.
You: With chocolate?
Stranger: huh.. yea, sure.
You: And nuts...?
Stranger: yeh
You: And lemon flavoured jelly?
Stranger: yeah, whatever you say.
You: *Grabs the cookie and inserts it in the mouth*
You: Thanf you.
Stranger: huh?
Stranger: np...
You: Now gef ouf of here.
Stranger: wtf, i gave you a cookie!
You: Yef, af a compenfafion fof bweafkinf info mah houfe.
You: *Swallows the remnants of the cookie*
You: Now get outta here.
Stranger: are ya sure i cant stay any longre?
You: It depends. Do you have more cookies?
Stranger: yes
You: With chocolate and nuts and jelly?
Stranger: ye
You: What flavour of jelly?
Stranger: have only strawberry left.
You: Fuck...
Stranger: can i stay then
Stranger: ?
You: No.
You have disconnected.
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Postby kozom1234 » Wed Sep 23, 2009 1:52 pm

omg too much win here. I claim the Kingdom as my own in the name of Thlmaxorton! Cookies!!
If i use my mouse to turn how do I click Lifebloom?

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Postby TedTheBug » Wed Sep 23, 2009 2:36 pm

LOL! Love these! Oskar is from the future?
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey, I'm Lance!
Stranger: hey i'm bruno
You: Do you have any burgers wit hyou?
Stranger: burgers?
You: Yeah.
You: You know, beef inside two buns with cheese or pickles and stuff on top.
You: Burgers.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: no i have chocolate from thortons
You: Aww
Stranger: with balsamic
You: That's not a burger!
You: Hey, do you play WoW?!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Postby Noodles » Thu Sep 24, 2009 1:25 am

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Hail
Stranger: mary?
You: By the light! I must slay you!
Stranger: never!! runs away**
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: mONEY!!!
Stranger: ok
You: rOAAAAAARGH
You: gIVE ME YOUR MONEY
Stranger: sounds good
You: oR ELSE I KILL YOU
Stranger: no
Stranger: ok¨
Stranger: kill me plz
You: MUST
You: PURGE
You: KILL
You: KILLAKAHn!!!!
You: *destroys target*
You: You have now been eaten alive
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i se
You: i can see ur arm there...
You: you seem dead
Stranger: your a fu retard xD
You: No
You: I
You: Am
Stranger: yes
You: SPARTAAAAAAAAAAA
You: THIS
You: IS
You: SPARTAAAAAAAA
You: SPARTAAAAAAA
You: STPAPSDASDASÃ…DASD
You: ROTLFLASD
Stranger: sweden??
You: I also think sweden people are dumb nuts
You: am
You: i
You: evil?
Stranger: i think u should get a life...
You: i got a life
Stranger: no
You: This is my life
Stranger: buy it on ebay
You: Ebay doesnt work
Stranger: yes
You: Do you play WoW?
Stranger: no
Stranger: only cs
You: BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
You: IMA CHARGIN MAH LAZ0R
Stranger: paklallal
You: IM A FIRIN' MAH LAZ0R
You: BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
Stranger: lawl'
You: *the world is destroyed*
You: SEE WHAT YOU DID
Stranger: omg
Stranger: from?
You: you made me fire the LAZ0R and now the world is destroyed
You: YOU MONSTER
You: I am from Omicron Persei 8
Stranger: wtf?
Stranger: country?
Stranger: xP
You: Omictron Persei 8 got no countries
Stranger: omg'
Stranger: get a life
You: Omicron Persei 8 is one planet and one country
You: You must get a life
Stranger: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Monkey Poo
Stranger: as in?
You: Cake
Stranger: the band
You: Do you want a crispy cake?
You: its filled with honey and parts from dead humans
You: like a lung
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hail
You: Hail
You: Hail
You: Hail
You: Hail
You: Hail
You: Hail
You: Hail
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Are you a cake?
Stranger: female
Stranger: u?
You: Are you Monkey?
You: I
You: AM
Stranger: isara
You: DIVINE
You: I am Gorgutz
You: Im an orc
You: Google Gorgutz, then you understand HOW I CAN CRUSH YOU
You: I recently learned english
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HARPY DIRT
Stranger: o hai
You: hai
You: ARE YOU A LAND SHARK!?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

my humor sucks

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi :3
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from?
You: Im from.....
You: *thinks*
You: *thinks even more*
You: *still thinking*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

my humor still suck




Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: What would be the worst place to be at if you were suddenly shrunken to 3 inches in height?'
You: Hell
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: That sounds a bit redundant, but I suppose that a horribly dangerous place to be will get even worse when one is stripped of all of his abilities
Stranger: Q=mc*change in T, after all >_<
You: :O
Stranger: Well...
You: I passed the test?
Stranger: :o there is no right or wrong answer
You: What do you think would be worst location to be?
Stranger: The issue here, though, is that you probably wouldn't normally find yourself in hell in the first place...
Stranger: Hmm, a lot of places..like the middle of the ocean..would be unfair. but..
Stranger: How about at a resort beach?
You: hows that bad?
Stranger: the sand is hot and there are "dunes" everywhere. People are walking around without paying attention to the ground
You: Thats true
Stranger: And...
Stranger: who do you think would be the first person to find you?
You: Idk
Stranger: A kid
You: Yeah probably
Stranger: Who would confuse you for a toy
You: Or a girl thinking your a doll
Stranger: Either way you get snatched up, dropped in a bucket, and taken home
You: Then your doomed until you can escape
You: Or maybe you can scare said person with moving/talking/punching
Stranger: Worst case scenario: They are tourists from a foreign country, maybe Japan, and it is their last day at the resort
You: O
You: _
You: O
You: or even worse
You: a sand crab takes you with him
Stranger: o.o as food?
You: probably
Stranger: hmmm...
Stranger: a baby finds you
You: and eats your head
You: ouch
Stranger: Or hides you in his diaper
Stranger: then goes back with his mommy to the hotel
You: then he takes a shit
You: and you feel... bad
Stranger: heh
Stranger: or worse. He doesn't and they leave the resort
Stranger: and you wind up in Japan..in their home
Stranger: In a foreign country where you're just an American toy
You: im not american
Stranger: ooh
Stranger: where are you from, then?
You: Norway
Stranger: If you don't mind
Stranger: ooh
Stranger: A norwegian toy, then :o
You: You?
Stranger: American. Georgia (southeat USA)
You: kk
You: It would just be like Toy Story, just worse
Stranger: You wouldn't enjoy being a toy :p
You: nah
You: If your a toy and lives the only tip is to run and hide
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: You can't last very long at the hands of a baby
You: the positive thing is that a toy doesnt need food or water
Stranger: but you aren't a toy. You DO need food and water
You: :
You: Hmmm
You: Maybe his parents takes you, throws you FAR away
You: then you is hurt
You: cant move
You: and cant die
You: then you ARE hurt*
Stranger: sounds like hell to me
Stranger: You wind up paralyzed
Stranger: look up to see a 2 year old in a diaper coming
You: then he takes you back
You: and starts chewing on your head
You: or arm
You: or leg
You: or whatever
You: and toys cant really die
Stranger: or bashing you, or stretching you, or rotating your arms
You: or even worse, throwing you back and forth on iron
Stranger: and when he's done playing with you
Stranger: he just puts you in his diaper
You: and you cant escape
You: then he shits you down to hell
You: his mom shifts his diaper
You: she throws him away i guess
Stranger: hmm
You: then the baby takes you back again
Stranger: Throws the diaper away
Stranger: cleans you off in boiling water
You: or the washing machine
You: O_O
Stranger: heh. Sounds like hell, doesn't it?
You: mostly
You: becouse they enver do so much that you die
You: but you get hurt
You: though in hell you CANT die
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: hm...
Stranger: *aims a shrink ray at you :o
You: nevah!
Stranger: *fires it. There is a mirror nearby
You: *avoids shrink ray*
You: *takes mirror
You: *reflects beam*
Stranger: ach! *the ray bounces off and shrinks me
Stranger: n..nooo!
Stranger: *is only 3 inches tall now >_<
Stranger: *tries to run away
You: *takes him*
You: *puts him in a shelf*
Stranger: D...don't kill me..please! *squirms in your hand before getting set down
Stranger: What are you gonna do to me?
You: nothing
You: I am gonna have you as pet :D
You: *gives foodz and waterz*
Stranger: *Groans and eats it, feeling grudgingly thankful
Stranger: (hmm...why not..donate the tiny guy to a daycare xD?)
You: (becouse then he probably gets abused xD)
Stranger: (try it if you want. I'd like to see it)
You: *Puts little thing on floor*
Stranger: *I am utterly impressed by your collossal figure. I wave up to you innocently
You: yayz
You: (This talk was kinda interesting and fun xD)
Stranger: (heh. leaving?
You: (not yet)
Stranger: (daycare donation :o)
You: *gives little thing to some guy that works at daycare and says that he is short, lives, and needs food every 2nd hour, and a snack*
Stranger: H..hey! *I squirm in the caretaker's grip* I...I'm not a toy!
You: Hes living
You: Not a toy
You: (wth is daycare anyway :D)
Stranger: (it's a place where they take care of babies)
You: *undoes the give away*
You: :D
Stranger: heh
Stranger: *snuggles in your grip, I suppose
You: *sets him off home next to some chocolate*
Stranger: *i nibble on the chocolate, enjoying its sweet taste* Hey..this might not be so bad...
You: (we probably never will meat again when one of us disconnect O_o)
Stranger: (yep)
You: meet*
Stranger: (you COULD get a messager fromme if I want, but odds are we won't talk much, as we don't know each other well)
You: hm thats true
You: we are random strangers to each other
Stranger: yep
Stranger: but don't worry. You'll meet people IRL
Stranger: too many online friends=unhealthy, sad to say
You: i got friend IRL if thats what you meant
Stranger: indeed :p
Stranger: but you should get as many as you can IRL
You: also do you play WoW?
Stranger: nope
You: kk
You: so what now?
'
Stranger: *Shrug
Stranger: I wanna see my tiny character in danger D:
You: *puts tiny character next to a cat*
You: *cat plays with tiny thing*
Stranger: W..wait. I'm..c..ACH!
Stranger: *I get batted around by the huge, soft paws of the cat
You: *glues you to a belt then draws you after me with the playfull cat*
You: (2 of my cats are CRAZY when i use a belt xD)
Stranger: *I kick and scream , making "adorable" squeaking noises of horror
You: *takes the little guy off the bet*
You: *puts him in a cage with cake inside
Stranger: *I slump in your hand, frightened. I curl up in the corner of the cage once I am placed inside* "wh...why did you let the cats play with me?"
You: "God told me to"
You: "See, CAKE!!!"
Stranger: *I nibble on the cake
You: *cake got chocolate*
Stranger: *I sit back in the corner of my prison and fall asleep after a few more bites
You: cake: WHAT THE HELL! you just did let him EAT parts of me?!
Stranger: w..wahhhh 0_0
You: cake: *gets eaten by big person* WAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Stranger: a..talking..I must be insane >_<
You: *a banana comes*
You: *he sings "ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone"
You: *another banana comes*
Stranger: (lol internet fads)
You: *he sings "peanut butter jelly time peanut butter jelly time wyeha weyha weyha weyha geyzho geyzho geyzho geyzho peanut butteh jelleh peanut butteh jelleh"*
Stranger: (heh. you like those fads, eh?
You: not really
You: i just randomly said something :D
You: *a banana riding a llama comes*
You: *some ugly guy comes and yells "OVER NINE THOUSAND"
Stranger: 4chan x.x
You: *a irritating guy yells "THIS IS SPARTA"*
You: never been to 4chan
Stranger: heh
Stranger: just youtube stuff, eh?
You: no
Stranger: hmm
You: never watched 300 movie, the naruto or wherever the over nine thousand meme comes from or anything
You: i just heard it, OVER THE INTERNET
Stranger: ah
Stranger: (hmm. ooh! Sell me as a chewtoy)
You: *as the tiny guy is halucinating the big guy takes him with him*
You: *he sells it to the army as a "throw grenades at, shoot at, or destroy" toy*
Stranger: o.o
Stranger: *I go boom >_<
You: *takes him with him*
You: *sells him as a cat toy*
Stranger: *I am purchased online for $50 as entertainment for a cat
You: *gets totally destroyed by a cat and gets sent back to be*
You: *gives him a WoW account and makes him a gold seller, and also makes him yell his adress so a million angry WoW players come to destroy the gold seller*
Stranger: eep
Stranger: >_< I gots to go x.x
You: :O
You: ok
You: bye then
Stranger: byebye *hugs
You: we will never see each other again
Stranger: d'awww
Stranger: have fun~
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


O_O
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Postby Ichibi » Thu Sep 24, 2009 3:58 am

"You: THIS
You: IS
You: SPARTAAAAAAAA
You: SPARTAAAAAAA
You: STPAPSDASDASÃ…DASD
You: ROTLFLASD
Stranger: sweden??"

Hahaha, he/she assumed you were Swedish after that?

Edit: Damn, i couldn't quote that for some reason?
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Postby Noodles » Thu Sep 24, 2009 4:02 am

im never the one disconnecting first :D
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Postby vergil77 » Thu Sep 24, 2009 5:10 am

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Postby Bunnytots » Thu Sep 24, 2009 1:02 pm

Stranger: hi asl?
You: IM THE MOST POWERFUL CHEESE
Stranger: clever

dc

Stranger: asl?
Stranger: hi
You: IS it bad when i have both a penis and vagina in the same spot or do you kids think thats sexy now, im a 87 year old grandmother of 4

dc

I havent spent much time on here.
I'm here to shit post and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gu,/
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Postby vergil77 » Sat Sep 26, 2009 12:35 pm

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hello.
You: My name is Alib Muhammad Rehab ibn Gebar, Babir ben Aflak.
You: But friends call me just Alib Muhammad Rehab ibn Gebar, Babir.
You: You know, to make things easier.
Stranger: yea
Stranger: i understand
Stranger: cool
Stranger: i am paul
You: In my country, people do not like complicated things, hence our names are so simple.
Stranger: i see
Stranger: so waht is your country
You: Northern Republic of Hurnabian Huron Harneb Boran and South-eastern Republic of Runah Banor Honaran Baran.
Stranger: how can you live in two countries
You: It's a union of two countries.
Stranger: so
Stranger: i don't get it
Stranger: there are two presidents
Stranger: but 1 union?
You: Something like Poland and Lituana a few hundreds years ago.
Stranger: you mean czech and slowakia
You: Yeah, that's another example.
Stranger: right
Stranger: so in which part do you live
You: I live in South-western part of North-eastern Smaller Hurnabian-Turuk Garan Babnir Hudu.
Stranger: what's it like
You: It's sunny there.
You: We have palm trees.
Stranger: nice
Stranger: and
You: As I said, we, Hurnabians love simple things.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Postby Noodles » Sun Sep 27, 2009 3:02 am

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yes, hello i want a pizza with extra cheese and peperoni
Stranger: We ain't got no pizza.
You: WHAT+?!
You: THATS CRAZY TALK
You: go to the mall and buy one with extra cheese and peperoni
You: it must be delivered within 30 minutes or its free
You: deliver it to Henchman Gate 825
Stranger: You ain't gettin no pizza, dude.
Stranger: You are sol
You: GIVE ME PIZZA
You: do you have cake?
You: deliver it to Henchman Gate 836 within 30 minutes or its free
You: it must be a chocolate cake and be delicious
Stranger: I don't have any of that either.
Stranger: I have ice cream.
You: ICE CREAM
You: deliver all your ice to Henchman Gate 827 within 30 minutes or its free
Stranger: It's free just for you all the time! ;)
You: deliver all your ice to Henchman Gate 153 within 30 minutes or you owe me money
Stranger: lmao! Fine.. jeez.
Stranger: See ya then!
You: *29 mins and 59 seconds later*
You: OMFG HAHA HES TOO LATE
You: *30 mins and 1 sec* *bell rings*
You: YOU OWE ME MONEY
Stranger: I don't have any.
You: give me ur pants
Stranger: No.
Stranger: I'm out.
You: NEVAH
You: I WILL NEVER
You: LET
You: YOU
You: LEAVE
You: I
You: AM
You: DIVINE
Stranger: ...you're crazy, is what you are.
You: NO
You: Yes, hello i want a pizza with extra cheese and peperoni
You: Yes, hello i want a pizza with extra cheese and peperoni
You: Yes, hello i want a pizza with extra cheese and peperoni
You: Yes, hello i want a pizza with extra cheese and peperoni
You: Yes, hello i want a pizza with extra cheese and peperoni
You: Yes, hello i want a pizza with extra cheese and peperoni
You: Yes, hello i want a pizza with extra cheese and peperoni
You: Yes, hello i want a pizza with extra cheese and peperoni
You: Yes, hello i want a pizza with extra cheese and peperoni
You: Yes, hello i want a pizza with extra cheese and peperoni
You: Yes, hello i want a pizza with extra cheese and peperoni
You: Yes, hello i want a pizza with extra cheese and peperoni
You: Yes, hello i want a pizza with extra cheese and peperoni
You: Yes, hello i want a pizza with extra cheese and peperoni
You: GIVE ME PIZZA
Stranger: BITCH I JUST BROUGHT YOU ALL MY ICE CREAM AND YOU'VE BEEN NOTHING BUT RUDE!
You: I KNOW
You: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Stranger: The spaces between my fingers are right where yours fit perfectly...
You: wtf
Stranger: It's from a song. A really good song. You might know it if you didn't spend all your time being a bitch.
You: PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
You: PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
You: PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
You: PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
You: WEYHA
You: WEYHA
You: WYEHA
You: WYEHA
You: GEYZHO
You: GEYZHO
You: GEYZHO
You: GEYZHO
You: PEANUT BUTTER JELLEH
You: PEANUT BUTTER JELLEH
You: PEANUT BUTTER JELLEH
You: PEANUT BUTTER JELLEH
You: etc etc
Stranger: I'm out.
You: NEVAH
You: I WONT LET U LEAVE
You: *makes stranger stuck*
Stranger: You can't do that.
You: Cant touch this
You: cant tough this
You: cant touch this
You: *removes disconnect button from chat room*
You: WMAUAHAHAHAHHA
You: YOU CANNOT ESCAPE
Stranger: YOU CANNOT HOLD A GOOD CONVERSATION, SIR OR MADAM!!
You: I CAN
You: if i want to
You: MADAM
Stranger: Good morning!
You: NEVAH
You: NEVAH
You: also its not morning anymore
You: ITS MORNIOING
You: MORNING
You: LAOWKDAOPKSODA
Stranger: It is too morning.
Stranger: It's 6:57
Stranger: That's a morning time in the a.m.... haha
You: its 1 PM
Stranger: You don't live in the same time zone as I do. Shame on you.
You: i live in EASTERN africae and WESTERN america
Stranger: That's swell.
Stranger: Bye bye now.
You: NO
You: NEVAH
You: *removes disconnect button*
You: *makes stranger stuck
You: *does so he cant do anything else then watching the PC, typing and mousing
Stranger: You keep calling me 'he' and it's kind of insulting.
You: she
Stranger: Thank you.
You: he she it
You: IT came from SPACE
You: SPACE MUTANTS! FROM SPACE!
You: THIS
You: IS
You: NOT
You: SPARTA
Stranger: yeah. Okay. Bye.
You: NEVAH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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