Anyone here do Omegle?

Discuss anything!

Postby vergil77 » Thu Oct 01, 2009 5:15 am

Bobson wrote::idea: :!:

What if we find a date and time where everyone logs on to Omegle, and then see if we can find each other?
I mean, If we are 25 DLCForum on omegle among the 2500 average population, we would statistically only have to click "new" 100 times.
(And to speed up the process, we could open all conversations by saying "DLC?" and see what the other dude respenses ;) )

Edit: Stupid sidescroll <.<


Even if 25 people agreed to do such thing, it wouldn't be likely that all of them could meet at the same time. It would be even harder to do considering the timezones.
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Postby Noodles » Thu Oct 01, 2009 5:43 am

loplolololol

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: harrow
You: Yes, i wanna order a number 14 with extra cheese and peperoni
Stranger: ok do you want fries with that
You: Deliver it to Laisor Gate 452
You: Sure
You: How much?
Stranger: what drink
You: Cocke
You: Coke
Stranger: that comes to 10.99
You: i only have 5
Stranger: ok
You: 10.99 what?
You: euros, dollars, NOK?
Stranger: pounds
You: WUT?
You: i only have 5 pounds
Stranger: ok i could give you a discount
You: of how much?
4
You: of how much?
Stranger: £5.99
You: i only have 5 $ :(
You: euros cost much
Stranger: ok we accept dollors
You: thats cool becouse then it cost less
Stranger: dollars*
You: hooray for not paying in euros but only 5 dollars !!
You: Ok, come to Death City, Tormented Gate 666
You: i pay your 6.66 dollars when ur here
Stranger: perfect i will be at yours in 20 seconds
You: ok
You: or else its free!
Stranger: yep
Stranger: but the 20 seconds doesant start till i say
You: thats unfair
You: well its kinda hard to manouver trough death city
You: and tormented gate is the worst gate in the city
Stranger: no i gotta get my stop watch
Stranger: then it starts
You: i got a watch
You: 20
You: 19
You: 198
You: 17
You: 16
You: 15
You: 14
You: 13
You: 12
You: 1
You: 10
You: 5
You: 1
You: 0
You: YAY FREE PIZZA
Stranger: ii am here
Stranger: nope check the top
You: it says -5 now
You: fine just take ur 6.66 dollars
You: *gives*
Stranger: thanks
You: OH SHIT UR CAR!
You: uh o
You: uh oh
You: i shud have warned about the monster
Stranger: its ok i am insured
You: not against monster feet are you?
You: few are
Stranger: yep
You: OH SHIT!
You: a bird took ur car...
Stranger: i am insured agained everything
You: OH SHIT
You: a monkey on a unicycle broke ur leg!
Stranger: damn not again
Stranger: OH SHIT
You: LOOK ITS A DEVIL ON UR SHOULDER!
Stranger: you just got a pineapple shoved up your ass by hitler
You: they live in my house
You: thats not true
You: hitler are dead
You: and pineapples get crushed in this city
You: also nobody in this city got an ass
Stranger: well it just happened
You: we dont got a shovel either
You: also hitler may be alive
Stranger: i touch animals
You: but hes living in my house
You: so he wont attack me
You: though YOU watch out!
Stranger: i rape animals
You: OMFG RUN
You: ITS ONE OF MY ZOMBIES
You: RUN OR HE EATS YOU
You: RUN PIZZA GUY RUn!
You: *takes the money and the pizza* RUN PIZZA GUY
Stranger: takes out my berretta 9mm and pops the zombie right in the head
You: *closes door and eats pizza while keeping his 6.66 dollars*
Stranger: then shoots you in the knee and takes pizza and cash
You: lol u cant shoot trough iron doors
You: *calls for little devil to seal the door with unicorn horns*
You: *devil seals the door so nobody can destroy it, not even with a atom bomb, satan himself, or god*
Stranger: *does uber fart and destroys the door and house*
You: *does uber pizza eat and becomes a giant monster, eats pizza guy, takes all his money, eats his skull, and shits on him after hes digested*
Stranger: but you cant kill me
You: i can
Stranger: i am the devil
You: im evil
You: im satan :p
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I don't need a signature to prove anything
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Postby Bobson » Thu Oct 01, 2009 9:21 am

I found out that I hate(!!!) asl'ers :evil:
Bobson is my name
and WoW is my game!
I can play a mage of frost
but also one of flame!
My warrior's rage I can easily tame!
30 pics per second
that is my frame,
and I pwn all the noobs who thinks I am lame!
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Postby Cass » Thu Oct 01, 2009 1:22 pm

Welcome to AOL 3.0. "asl" has been around probably longer than some of you have been alive... But yeah, it drives me insane.
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Postby Gabtraf » Thu Oct 01, 2009 1:46 pm

Cass wrote:Welcome to AOL 3.0. "asl" has been around probably longer than some of you have been alive... But yeah, it drives me insane.


Dear gawd... don't remind me about that old thing....
Darkness Incarnate..
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Postby Bunnytots » Fri Oct 02, 2009 6:42 am

Back in the early 1700s American colonists sent random mail to random people that had:

Hai Strnger!

A/S/L?


Luv

Meh.
I'm here to shit post and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gu,/
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Postby kozom1234 » Fri Oct 02, 2009 12:14 pm

and before that, they threw rocks.
If i use my mouse to turn how do I click Lifebloom?

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Postby jettom » Fri Oct 02, 2009 1:05 pm

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: JEEEWS!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: meeewwwwssss
You: whut?
Stranger: not
You: waffles
Stranger: only jaat
You: You play any mmo?
You: I play hello kitty online
Stranger: i play only nooooo
Stranger: i ply wid girls
You: sssooodddd0000
Stranger: wat happen
You: ez you my long lost aunt from Nigeria who got raped by a dinosaur?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Postby cookiemanyay » Fri Oct 02, 2009 4:25 pm

You: Hi,
Stranger: To be honest.. I hate you...
Stranger: you just irritates me all the time you know...
You: That's my job.....I'm a lvl 80 troll
Stranger: I don't care about that becuase you ate my sandwich mother fucker
You: BUT BUT
Stranger: How you like that? intimidating? !?
You: EVERYTIME I SAID? I LOVED YOU IT WAS A LIE
You: I am leaving Ted
Stranger: I have never loved you becuase you always eats my food!
You: I am leaving you
Stranger: It makes me very sad
You: I am going to your brother
Stranger: I BREAK UP WITH YOU
You: You know the one with the Van and who promises candy to children
Stranger: never call me again
Stranger: you are just a selfish biatch
Stranger: eats all of my food
Stranger: without being thanksfull
You: Well I let you eat ME
Stranger: your just bone..
Stranger: NO freaking flesh
You: YOUR the one with the bone mister
Stranger: Damn right, im Rebar Muskel @ youtube, boneass bitcho
You: Oh yeah! I'm Rick Astley BITCH
Stranger: *slap*
Stranger: never speak like that 2 m
You: Never gonna give you up........
Stranger: I Will let you down
You: Never gonna let you down...
You: Never gonna say goodbye and Hurt you...
You: OH WAIT YEAH I AM
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Postby Cass » Sat Oct 03, 2009 10:35 am

Haha Cookie
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Postby ZhakoT » Sun Oct 04, 2009 4:57 am

You: Hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from
You: From?
Stranger: USA
Stranger: U
You: I am from England
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I feel sad :(
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Postby vergil77 » Sun Oct 04, 2009 5:27 am

You feel sad? Just look what happened when I started claiming that I'm a Jew o.O
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi, male uk 18 :) you?
You: Hello.
You: 16, male, Israel.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi there.
Stranger: asl
You: 16, male, Israel.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: I'm 16 male from Israel.
[5 minutes of silence]
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hello.
Stranger: how are yuo today?
You: I'm fine, just a little bored.
You: Where do you come from?
Stranger: sweden
You: You Swedes have a nice national anthem =)
Stranger: :o
Stranger: you mean the royal one, or du gamla?
You: Du gamla. It's very calming.
Strange: and where are you from?
You: I'm Jew.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Postby Bobson » Sun Oct 04, 2009 8:08 am

vergil77 wrote:You feel sad? Just look what happened when I started claiming that I'm a Jew o.O
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi, male uk 18 :) you?
You: Hello.
You: 16, male, Israel.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi there.
Stranger: asl
You: 16, male, Israel.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: I'm 16 male from Israel.
[5 minutes of silence]
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hello.
Stranger: how are yuo today?
You: I'm fine, just a little bored.
You: Where do you come from?
Stranger: sweden
You: You Swedes have a nice national anthem =)
Stranger: :o
Stranger: you mean the royal one, or du gamla?
You: Du gamla. It's very calming.
Strange: and where are you from?
You: I'm Jew.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Poor Vergli, all Omegle must be like "KEEL AL JUICE!!!!!!" :(

Still, somewhat amusing to read :P

(btw, multiple options thread died, even after the try to make it like it should be, sorry Verg :/ Darn you Bobson! *slaps self* :roll: )
Bobson is my name
and WoW is my game!
I can play a mage of frost
but also one of flame!
My warrior's rage I can easily tame!
30 pics per second
that is my frame,
and I pwn all the noobs who thinks I am lame!
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Postby lappen » Sun Oct 04, 2009 3:33 pm

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: meow :3
Stranger: hey
You: meeeeow :3
Stranger: asl?
You: meeeow meow meeow meomeow :3
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:(
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Postby cookiemanyay » Sun Oct 04, 2009 4:09 pm

Stranger: hello
You: hey
You: a/s/l?
Stranger: 16.f.usa
Stranger: you?
You: 58.m.Oakland
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