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You: Yes, i wanna order a number 14 with extra cheese and peperoni
Stranger: ok do you want fries with that
You: Deliver it to Laisor Gate 452
You: How much?
Stranger: what drink
Stranger: that comes to 10.99
You: i only have 5
You: 10.99 what?
You: euros, dollars, NOK?
You: i only have 5 pounds
Stranger: ok i could give you a discount
You: of how much?
You: of how much?
You: i only have 5 $
You: euros cost much
Stranger: ok we accept dollors
You: thats cool becouse then it cost less
You: hooray for not paying in euros but only 5 dollars !!
You: Ok, come to Death City, Tormented Gate 666
You: i pay your 6.66 dollars when ur here
Stranger: perfect i will be at yours in 20 seconds
You: or else its free!
Stranger: but the 20 seconds doesant start till i say
You: thats unfair
You: well its kinda hard to manouver trough death city
You: and tormented gate is the worst gate in the city
Stranger: no i gotta get my stop watch
Stranger: then it starts
You: i got a watch
You: YAY FREE PIZZA
Stranger: ii am here
Stranger: nope check the top
You: it says -5 now
You: fine just take ur 6.66 dollars
You: OH SHIT UR CAR!
You: uh o
You: uh oh
You: i shud have warned about the monster
Stranger: its ok i am insured
You: not against monster feet are you?
You: few are
You: OH SHIT!
You: a bird took ur car...
Stranger: i am insured agained everything
You: OH SHIT
You: a monkey on a unicycle broke ur leg!
Stranger: damn not again
Stranger: OH SHIT
You: LOOK ITS A DEVIL ON UR SHOULDER!
Stranger: you just got a pineapple shoved up your ass by hitler
You: they live in my house
You: thats not true
You: hitler are dead
You: and pineapples get crushed in this city
You: also nobody in this city got an ass
Stranger: well it just happened
You: we dont got a shovel either
You: also hitler may be alive
Stranger: i touch animals
You: but hes living in my house
You: so he wont attack me
You: though YOU watch out!
Stranger: i rape animals
You: OMFG RUN
You: ITS ONE OF MY ZOMBIES
You: RUN OR HE EATS YOU
You: RUN PIZZA GUY RUn!
You: *takes the money and the pizza* RUN PIZZA GUY
Stranger: takes out my berretta 9mm and pops the zombie right in the head
You: *closes door and eats pizza while keeping his 6.66 dollars*
Stranger: then shoots you in the knee and takes pizza and cash
You: lol u cant shoot trough iron doors
You: *calls for little devil to seal the door with unicorn horns*
You: *devil seals the door so nobody can destroy it, not even with a atom bomb, satan himself, or god*
Stranger: *does uber fart and destroys the door and house*
You: *does uber pizza eat and becomes a giant monster, eats pizza guy, takes all his money, eats his skull, and shits on him after hes digested*
Stranger: but you cant kill me
You: i can
Stranger: i am the devil
You: im evil
You: im satan :p
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