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Postby Noodles » Fri Sep 25, 2009 4:32 am

1. you try to make a torch

my smashing the black powder it came fire, you put it at the one dolar bill and it lighted, you saw there was a cave here, you walked in and from there suddenly a giant spider came, it was 5x the size of you

Inventory:
- Large, sturdy club
- Smashed Gun
- Water for five days
- Giant Key
- Blacksmith Hammer
- Chefs Hat
- Hunk of bread
- Lucky necklace
- Bags to carry all this

do you
1. burn him with fire
2. RUN
3. punch it with the blacksmith hammer
4. give it bread
5. give it water
6. club it down
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Postby Bobson » Fri Sep 25, 2009 5:29 am

As one $ can't burn much, you go for 6.

It's a hard battle, but eventually it drops dead, but that last blow cracked your club (We guess it wasn't that sturdy after all). You then discover that you have been poisoned. Your sight becomes blurred, and you begin to feel dizzy. You must do something, or you won't survive long.

Inventory:
- Remains of a large, sturdy club
- Smashed Gun
- Water for five days
- Giant Key
- Blacksmith Hammer
- Chefs Hat
- Hunk of bread
- Lucky necklace
- Bags to carry all this

What to do?
1. Lay down and die, your life sucks anyway
2. Try to climb back to the surface and ask the thugs to help their cook
3. See if the little herb has magical curing powers
4. Venture further into the cavern and see if there's something in there which can help you
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Postby Noodles » Fri Sep 25, 2009 5:36 am

1. you choose to lay down and die, your life sucks hard

though suddenly the ground under you vanished and you got really heart when you hit a stone under there, you see 5 orcs, one of them gives you a healing salve and then they bring you with them

Inventory:
- Remains of a large, sturdy club
- Smashed Gun
- Water for five days
- Giant Key
- Blacksmith Hammer
- Chefs Hat
- Hunk of bread
- Lucky necklace
- Bags to carry all this

do you
1. Come with them
2. RUN FER YER LIEF
3. Slam them with the Blacksmith Hammer
4. Give them water
5. Show them the lucky necklace
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Postby Bobson » Fri Sep 25, 2009 6:15 am

Ofc you come with them.

The orcs lead you through another cave, and suddently you find yourself in their underground village. They bring you to the "hospital" so you can get fully cured. After that you live with the orcs, who are actually quite friendly, for a few days. But alas, you are a traveler, and before long, you grow tired of living at one place. You tell this to the orcs, who get a bit dissapointed, but they let you go, even with supplies and a weapon of your choice: They present three for you, you must choose wisely:

Inventory:
- Remains of a large, sturdy club
- Smashed Gun
- Water for a month
- Food for a month
- Flint and tinder
- Giant Key
- Blacksmith Hammer
- Chefs Hat
- Lucky necklace
- Bags to carry all this
- Your very own pack mule which carries your items

Choose your gift - you will get going afterwards.
1. A mighty, but light sword, perfect for 1 on 1 fighting - less so in a large battle
2. A large, seemingly unbreakable mace, good all-round weapon, against the lack of sharp edges
3. A great, heavy axe, perfect for slashing through large hordes of enemies in a large battle - less effective in 1 on 1 battle
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Postby Noodles » Fri Sep 25, 2009 8:56 am

1. you take the sword and say bye

they told you a path out which you followed, you were outside, though the mercenarys found you, they expected dinner 3 days ago, now they shall slay you

Inventory:
- Remains of a large, sturdy club
- Smashed Gun
- Water for a month
- Food for a month
- Flint and tinder
- Giant Key
- Blacksmith Hammer
- Chefs Hat
- Lucky necklace
- Bags to carry all this
- Your very own pack mule which carries your items
- A Mighty Sword

do you
1. challenge their leader
2. run
3. give them water for 4 days pluss bread
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Postby Bobson » Sat Sep 26, 2009 9:06 am

1. challenge their leader!

The leader accepts. In the arena, you draw your sword and slay him. God that was wasy! You are now also king of the thugs. That's right! You pwn!

Inventory:
- Remains of a large, sturdy club
- Smashed Gun
- Water for a month
- Food for a month
- Flint and tinder
- Giant Key
- Blacksmith Hammer
- Chefs Hat
- Lucky necklace
- Bags to carry all this
- Your very own pack mule which carries your items
- A Mighty Sword

What do you do now?
1: Cackle maniacly (?) and order the thugs to go raid with you ... or something
2: Say: "I choose you (random thug) as the new king!" and leave
3: Make the thugs fighters of the good
4: Steal their belonging and run for it ((next dude chooses what they have if you choose this - if we are to succeed that is))
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Postby Noodles » Sat Sep 26, 2009 12:08 pm

(can i mix it a little?) You choose a random thug as the new king and steal their belongings, they had a ak47with 2 magazines, water for 20 days (counting in days for ONE person) a chest you cannot open, 5 scavenger swords, some junk

Inventory:
- Remains of a large, sturdy club
- Smashed Gun
- Water for two months
- Food for a month
- Flint and tinder
- Giant Key
- Blacksmith Hammer
- Chefs Hat
- Lucky necklace
- Bags to carry all this
- Your very own pack mule which carries your items
- A Mighty Sword
- A AK47 pluss 2 magazines
- Five Scavenger Swords
- Chest you cannot open
- Junk

Now they hunt you becouse you stolen their things!

Do you
1. RUN FER YER LIEAFE
2. Kill them all with the AK47
3. Try to summon a flying bear with 4 monkeys that shoot laser with your lucky necklace
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Postby vergil77 » Mon Sep 28, 2009 6:55 am

Ok, maybe I was a bit too polite. Obey the rules of game or gtfo. If you like stories that lack sense, fine, but then create your own thread and post there, instead of turning this thread into garbage-can.
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Postby Lanthroviel » Mon Sep 28, 2009 8:12 am

vergil77 wrote:Ok, maybe I was a bit too polite. Obey the rules of game or gtfo. If you like stories that lack sense, fine, but then create your own thread and post there, instead of turning this thread into garbage-can.


Heh, I skip this one,good luck, this forum has too few True Neutral and too many Chaotic Evil ^^
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Postby Noodles » Mon Sep 28, 2009 8:50 am

Fine screw you, screw this thread, now it gonna die becouse me and bobson is the only posters.
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Postby Lanthroviel » Mon Sep 28, 2009 9:09 am

Noodles wrote:Fine screw you, screw this thread, now it gonna die becouse me and bobson is the only posters.


It's not like it's the only one...

Also, why can't you follow the rules?It can still be fun and it's not hard, if you want inventory or such, go on some RPG forum.
Maybe if this forum wasn't such a mess, more people would come, so there would be more posters, instead of being random stuff...
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Postby vergil77 » Mon Sep 28, 2009 9:17 am

Lanthroviel wrote:
Noodles wrote:Fine screw you, screw this thread, now it gonna die becouse me and bobson is the only posters.


It's not like it's the only one...

Also, why can't you follow the rules?It can still be fun and it's not hard, if you want inventory or such, go on some RPG forum.
Maybe if this forum wasn't such a mess, more people would come, so there would be more posters, instead of being random stuff...


Inventory isn't a bad idea, it's a good reminder. I meant the random things such as a troll popping out of nowhere or a river in the middle of desert. It isn't interesting nor funny.
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Postby Lanthroviel » Mon Sep 28, 2009 9:24 am

vergil77 wrote:
Lanthroviel wrote:
Noodles wrote:Fine screw you, screw this thread, now it gonna die becouse me and bobson is the only posters.


It's not like it's the only one...

Also, why can't you follow the rules?It can still be fun and it's not hard, if you want inventory or such, go on some RPG forum.
Maybe if this forum wasn't such a mess, more people would come, so there would be more posters, instead of being random stuff...


Inventory isn't a bad idea, it's a good reminder. I meant the random things such as a troll popping out of nowhere or a river in the middle of desert. It isn't interesting nor funny.


huh?
*read the topic*
Oh yeah.

Well, like I said, Chaotic Evil :P
(I advise the other 2 to go here if they want to do crazy random stuff)
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Postby Bright_eyes » Mon Sep 28, 2009 4:17 pm

Gosh, I don't see why every one is so mad about a troll under a bridge. Just say the troll was a looter/cannibal, and now there is nothing wrong.
Just play nice.
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Postby Bobson » Tue Sep 29, 2009 5:26 am

Ok ok, I see the point, though I can honestly say that I've tried to make it somewhat sensible after the last reminder (this is fantasy genre, right? Or is that all wrong? :( ).

Shall we not just start over and make the board clean? I don't wanna see people angry at each other :(

Start: It is a dark, and stormful evening. You are wandering through a forest, and the wolfs are howling. Suddently, you hear a scream not far away. What will you do?

1: Continue, it doesn't concern me.
2: Find out whatever is screaming.
3: Run away and hide (it might be something big and dangerous D: )

Inventory:
- Walking stick
- Water for a day
- Food for a day
Bobson is my name
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