You have two cows ...

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Postby cookiemanyay » Fri Sep 25, 2009 7:30 pm

Zombism- Moooooooooooooo.............
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Postby TedTheBug » Fri Sep 25, 2009 9:15 pm

Enronism: you have two cows. You ship your three cows over to an overseas pasture...
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Postby Bobson » Sun Oct 04, 2009 8:10 am

WoWism: You have two cows, you rofllol @ them both for only being level five. You then one-shot them both and skin them.
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Postby lappen » Sun Oct 04, 2009 3:25 pm

this one is my favourite that i found somewhere

California Capitalism
You have a cow and a bull.
The bull is depressed. It has spent its life living a lie.
It goes away for two weeks. It comes back after a taxpayer-paid sex-change operation.
You now have two cows. One makes milk; the other doesn't. You try to sell the transgender cow.
Its lawyer sues you for discrimination. You lose in court. So you sell the milk-generating cow to pay the damages.
You now have one rich, transgender, non-milk-producing cow. You change your business to beef.
PETA pickets your farm. Jesse Jackson makes a speech in your driveway.
Hillary Clinton calls for the nationalization of 1/7 of your farm "for the children."
A law is signed giving your farm to Mexico. The L.A. Times quotes five anonymous cows claiming you groped their teats.
You declare bankruptcy and shut down all operations.
The cow starves to death.
The L.A. Times' analysis shows your business failure is Bush's fault.
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Postby Crusader » Mon Oct 05, 2009 3:39 am

Ooooh, politics!

Dutch Constitutional monarchism
You have a prime cow and a cow king
The prime cow is the chaircow of the council of cows
The council of cows is appointed by the cow king
The cow parliament is devided in a upper farm and a lower farm
The upper farm has to approve everything the lower farm proposes
The cow king can overturn any decision
The grass goes to the lower farm, where it is eaten and regurgitated
The regurgitated grass gets eaten and regurgitated by the upper farm, which does not find the regurgitated grass to it's liking
The lower farm eats and regurgitates the grass some more
The upper farm likes the regurgitated grass and eats it, after which it is regurgitated and presented to the cow king
The cow king approves and presents the regurgitated grass at cow's day
Cows not involved in politics are left with a lot of shit.
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Postby snakefang10 » Wed Jun 30, 2010 7:46 am

Mmm regurgitated grass...

SHAAARONism: You have a goth cow in sunglasses singing about insanity and biting the heads off bats.
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Postby Thaurus » Mon Jul 05, 2010 11:29 pm

Taurenism: There are 3 cows.
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Postby frodofrodo » Tue Jul 13, 2010 1:20 am

Vicarism: You have two cows. They produce a monkey from being isolated.

Communism: In Soviet Russia, 2 cows have you!
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Postby Raptorbane » Tue Jul 13, 2010 2:34 am

Despotism: You have two cow governors.
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Postby Liquidrock » Mon Jul 19, 2010 10:09 pm

Raptorbane wrote:Despotism: You have two cow governors.

Wouldn't it be cowvernors?
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Postby Raptorbane » Mon Jul 19, 2010 11:40 pm

Liquidrock wrote:
Raptorbane wrote:Despotism: You have two cow governors.

Wouldn't it be cowvernors?


(I had a really good one for this the other day but I forgot :[ Augh.)
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Postby wtflolwut » Wed Jul 21, 2010 2:23 am

southern american... uhh... ism:

I wonder if that good lookin' cow isn't already sleepin' with her son.
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Postby Theorange » Wed Jul 21, 2010 12:47 pm

Exorcism - You have two cows strapped to a table with a priest blabbering bullsh*t in front of them.
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Postby Jomjo » Mon Sep 27, 2010 4:35 pm

shutupitism - self explanatory..................cow(s).
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Postby Raptorbane » Mon Sep 27, 2010 11:34 pm

Jomjo wrote:shutupitism - self explanatory..................cow(s).

Acid Tripism:
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