I drink powerade sometimes too, but mostly these pretzel chips and kalamata olive dip. then there's pizza goldfish, pomegranite spritzer, chocolate, whatever happens to be in my second drawer down. also berries & cream dr. pepper.
oh, and when you say parsnip chips, do you mean the British chips - what Americans call french fries - or chips as in slices of fried... in your case parsnips? in either case, they sound revolting.