I like playing Team Fortress 2. And I've been looking around Youtube for a few videos, and I've found a few where some of the classes talk about themselves.
Meet The Heavy
"People think they can outsmart me. Maybe...maybe. But, I have yet to meet man who can outsmart bullet."
Meet The Engineer
"How am I gonna stop some big, mean mother-hubbard from tearing me a structurally-superfluous new bee-hind? The answer: use a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun."
Meet The Demoman
"I'm a black, scottish cyclops! To all you fine dandies so proud, so cock-sure, prancin' aboot with yer heads fulla eyeballs, come and get me, I say, I'll be waitin' for ya with a whiff o' the old brimstone!"
Meet The Sniper
"I'm not a crazed gunman, dad, I'm an assassin. Well the difference bein' one's a job an' the other's mental sickness!"
Meet The Soldier
"Sun-Tzu said that, and I figure he knows a little more about fighting than you do because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no man could best him in the ring of honor!"
Meet The Scout
"Grass grows, birds sing, sun shines, and brother, I hurt people."