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Postby Kodykahn » Tue Aug 03, 2010 10:32 am

Granted, but it was just a repeat of something else.

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Postby Liquidrock » Tue Aug 03, 2010 7:13 pm

Granted, you soon discover it has no effect on Humans.

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Postby AaronOfMpls » Tue Aug 03, 2010 7:58 pm

Granted. It smells good enough to eat, instead -- so you eat it, and die.

I wish that one guy in high school would've actually returned my pencils, so I wouldn't have pencil-lending anxiety.
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Postby Raptorbane » Tue Aug 03, 2010 9:30 pm

AaronOfMpls wrote:Granted. It smells good enough to eat, instead -- so you eat it, and die.

I wish that one guy in high school would've actually returned my pencils, so I wouldn't have pencil-lending anxiety.


Granted, but now a new guy takes them instead.

(thx btw)

I wish pillows were softer.

Also Aaron: My art supplies are super expensive and so I never lend them to anyone :Tc I'm always worried someone will just keep them, or ruin them, and I just can't afford to lose them D: And then people wonder when I get super defensive when they ask if they can tear a page out of my -sketchbook- to write down a -phone number-. Uh, no, go find your own scrap of paper from a dumpster for all I care, you are not getting a page of my acid-free 14"x16.5" slightly-toothed paper out of my $48 USD leather-bound sketchbook >:TTTTTTTTTTTT

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Postby AaronOfMpls » Wed Aug 04, 2010 6:06 am

Granted. You enjoy the extra softness so much that you're totally unwilling to ever leave bed again. Unfortunately, because you're perfectly healthy, nobody is willing to bring food, water, or toilet facilities to your bed -- which becomes a problem.


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Raptor, regarding the art supplies, I'd probably be the same way if I had your stuff. (Don't worry, I won't be after yours -- I always have at least one pencil and one pen in my pocket, and I usually have a few scraps of paper, too.)

As for my pencils, they've mostly been cheap 0.7mm Bic mechanical pencils since middle school or early high school. Cheap enough to be easily replaceable if I lose them, but still, I'd rather not lose them. :)
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Postby Akamaru » Fri Sep 03, 2010 8:58 am

People stop using backslash but eventually everyone reverts back to it.

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Postby AaronOfMpls » Mon Sep 06, 2010 9:59 pm

Granted -- your body becomes totally transparent to light, making you invisible to the world. Unfortunately, having transparent retinas makes the world invisible to you.


I wish the theaters were showing a movie I actually want to see.
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Postby Raptorbane » Tue Sep 07, 2010 3:11 am

AaronOfMpls wrote:Granted -- your body becomes totally transparent to light, making you invisible to the world. Unfortunately, having transparent retinas makes the the world invisible to you.


I wish the theaters were showing a movie I actually want to see.


Granted, but it's sold out. All the time.

I wish I graduated last year v_v *stomps off to school*
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Postby Gabtraf » Tue Sep 07, 2010 5:21 am

Raptorbane wrote:
I wish I graduated last year v_v *stomps off to school*


Granted, you graduated but afterwards you're forced to go into a dorm college and was unable to bring any thing to your new dorm..

I wish people didn't forget that it is my bloody birthday today...
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Postby vergil77 » Tue Sep 07, 2010 6:49 am

Gabtraf wrote:I wish people didn't forget that it is my bloody birthday today...


Granted, but nobody cares anyway.

I wish all religions would fall.
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Postby Gabtraf » Tue Sep 07, 2010 7:38 am

vergil77 wrote:
Gabtraf wrote:I wish people didn't forget that it is my bloody birthday today...


Granted, but nobody cares anyway.

I wish all religions would fall.


(Shit I could've told you that, wasn't hard to figure that one out.)

Granted, all religions have fallen. People now have less moral standards then usual and somehow rap or some crappy hip-hop song is still the #1 on the music list (for some god forsaken reason) ...

I wish for North "Best" Korea to actually do something interesting ..
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Postby vergil77 » Tue Sep 07, 2010 9:11 am

(Shit I could've told you that, wasn't hard to figure that one out.)

There is a difference between "forgetting something" and "having no interest in something".

Gabtraf wrote:Granted, all religions have fallen. People now have less moral standards then usual and somehow rap or some crappy hip-hop song is still the #1 on the music list (for some god forsaken reason) ...

Religion doesn't make people moral. Morality is about one's own conscience and social maturity, not his/her faith.

I wish for North "Best" Korea to actually do something interesting ..


Granted, they start a nuclear war with United States. Soon, other countries join in and eventually humanity is screwed.

I wish education system wasn't so fucked up.
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Postby Lialena » Tue Sep 07, 2010 4:13 pm

I wish education system wasn't so fucked up.


Granted, but you have to drop out of school :P


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Postby Raptorbane » Tue Sep 07, 2010 4:28 pm

Lialena wrote:
I wish education system wasn't so fucked up.


Granted, but you have to drop out of school :P


I wish I have Bane of the Fallen King


Granted, you are now a North Korean. Unfortunately they're currently in a nuclear war with the States and your area of humanity is royally screwed.

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Postby Lialena » Tue Sep 07, 2010 4:40 pm

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Granted, but you turned into one yourself and got eaten


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