Corrupted wishing game

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Postby Raptorbane » Tue Sep 07, 2010 8:01 pm

Lialena wrote:
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Granted, but you turned into one yourself and got eaten


I wish people are work aren't so fucked up


Granted, people are work and aren't so fucked up, but you are work too. (this is a bad thing i guess)

I wish I would stop thinking I'm super witty and posting in this thread when I posted to it like a post and a half ago.
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Postby AaronOfMpls » Thu Sep 09, 2010 1:09 am

Granted. You now think you're only just witty enough to post frequently.


I wish the cat could trim his own claws. (They're getting too sharp again.)
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Postby supabillyla29 » Fri Sep 10, 2010 5:52 am

AaronOfMpls wrote:Granted. You now think you're only just witty enough to post frequently.


I wish the cat could trim his own claws. (They're getting too sharp again.)


granted but then they grow again and the cat disslearns the ability to.

i wish that i didnt have to make up a wish everytime i go to this forum
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Postby Gabtraf » Fri Sep 10, 2010 6:08 am

supabillyla29 wrote:
i wish that i didnt have to make up a wish everytime i go to this forum.


Granted, you are now banned from this forum and now no longer to wish in this thread.

I wish that I had jello.
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Postby Akamaru » Sat Sep 11, 2010 4:58 am

Granted your are now made of jello and die because you eat yourself.

I wish i had a hat.
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Postby Crusader » Wed Sep 15, 2010 4:44 am

Granted. It looked so silly on you though that your mother hid it after the incriminating pictures were taken.

I wish I hadn't forgotten to make a wish the previous time I posted in this thread.
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Postby AaronOfMpls » Mon Sep 20, 2010 12:18 am

Granted. You posted a really lame wish.

I wish the trash would take itself out.
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Postby Raptorbane » Mon Sep 20, 2010 12:01 pm

AaronOfMpls wrote:Granted. You posted a really lame wish.

I wish the trash would take itself out.


Granted, the trash proceeds to kick its own ass, leaving its contents strewn across your floor.

I wish my portfolio project was done and was nothing short of an A+.

(any money i get an "unfortunately you lost it." grant)
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Postby Okagha » Thu Sep 23, 2010 4:29 pm

Your portfolio project, all in a moment whips itself together perfectly to the grading, a 100%.
Then, it catches flame.

I wish I had a wish.
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Postby Akamaru » Thu Sep 23, 2010 4:55 pm

[quote="Okagha"]Your portfolio project, all in a moment whips itself together perfectly to the grading, a 100%.
Then, it catches flame.

I wish I had a wish.[/quote]

You do but soon you forget about it.

I wish for a second wish if my first wish gets corrupted.
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Postby AaronOfMpls » Fri Sep 24, 2010 12:03 am

Granted. Your second wish gets even more corrupted.

I wish I hadn't gotten disconnected earlier tonight.
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Postby Raptorbane » Fri Sep 24, 2010 7:51 am

AaronOfMpls wrote:Granted. Your second wish gets even more corrupted.

I wish I hadn't gotten disconnected earlier tonight.


Granted, you got disconnected earlier yesterday.

I WISH I WASN'T SICK AGAIN
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Postby Liquidrock » Sat Sep 25, 2010 6:11 pm

Raptorbane wrote:I WISH I WASN'T SICK AGAIN


Granted, but you'll just get sick again at a later date.
This WILL actually happen.... therefor making me a genie!

I wish people could come up with more creative corrupted wish grants other than "lololol you died and/or got eaten!"
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Postby Raptorbane » Sun Sep 26, 2010 12:54 am

Liquidrock wrote:
Raptorbane wrote:I WISH I WASN'T SICK AGAIN


Granted, but you'll just get sick again at a later date.
This WILL actually happen.... therefor making me a genie!

I wish people could come up with more creative corrupted wish grants other than "lololol you died and/or got eaten!"


Granted, but they were all killed.

and then eaten.

by dogs.

with no teeth.


I wish my grants weren't so stupid.

but this one was freakin' -awesome-
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Postby vergil77 » Sun Sep 26, 2010 3:50 am

Raptorbane wrote:I wish my grants weren't so stupid.


Granted, they are intelligent now, but nobody is clever enough to understand them. Everyone thinks you're just a random weirdo.

I wish this wish wasn't corrupted.
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