Corrupted wishing game

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Postby goris » Mon Sep 29, 2008 3:42 pm

Clone-D wrote:i wish i had every linkin park and ACDC song memorized.


Granted! But your memory is so overloaded with ACDC and Linkin Park that you forgot about your girl's birthday and she cuts your face with a knife because she's so pissed off.

I wish I had a wish that can not be corrupted :(
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Postby Lanthroviel » Mon Sep 29, 2008 3:52 pm

goris wrote:
Clone-D wrote:i wish i had every linkin park and ACDC song memorized.


Granted! But your memory is so overloaded with ACDC and Linkin Park that you forgot about your girl's birthday and she cuts your face with a knife because she's so pissed off.

I wish I had a wish that can not be corrupted :(


Granted!But only after 80 years of meditation in nepal.And when you discovered this special wish, you died of a sudden heart attack :P

I wish medias stop to bother us with this stock exchange stuff...
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Postby none140 » Mon Sep 29, 2008 4:07 pm

Granted, but now no one is informed about it and it crashes again, and harder, so it's complete bankrupt everywhere, total anarchy.
Fun times :D



I wish that the economical troubles stop now.
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Postby goris » Mon Sep 29, 2008 4:08 pm

Lanthroviel wrote:Granted!But only after 80 years of meditation in nepal.And when you discovered this special wish, you died of a sudden heart attack :P

I wish medias stop to bother us with this stock exchange stuff...


Well, they sure don't bother me. Must be because i don't watch/listen/read any medias :)
but...
GRANTED! but now they bother us with TV shows for children all the day.


I wish I had a can-opener :(

(rly)
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Postby goris » Mon Sep 29, 2008 4:12 pm

none140 wrote:Granted, but now no one is informed about it and it crashes again, and harder, so it's complete bankrupt everywhere, total anarchy.
Fun times :D



I wish that the economical troubles stop now.


well, i guess i have to corrupt ur wish since your quick fingers beated me in corrupting Lanthroviel's.


GRANTED! But since all the economical troubles stopped there's no poor people anymore and therefore there's noone to do the disgusting and stinky but still important jobs. Therefore the society collapses






I wish I had a can-opener. :(

(rly srsly)
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Postby Lanthroviel » Tue Sep 30, 2008 2:41 am

goris wrote:

GRANTED! But since all the economical troubles stopped there's no poor people anymore and therefore there's noone to do the disgusting and stinky but still important jobs. Therefore the society collapses






I wish I had a can-opener. :(

(rly srsly)

Granted!But it was dropped by a freaking dude who stole all your can in your house while you was outside.

I wish Paris Hilton had a brain...

Edit: (i realize only now that "can" doesn't mean what i thought so just replace "drank" by "stole" :D)
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Postby goris » Tue Sep 30, 2008 3:14 am

Lanthroviel wrote:Granted!But it was dropped by a freaking dude who drank all your soda can in your house while you was outside.

I wish Paris Hilton had a brain...


Granted! She bought yours and now you're even more stupid than she was before.





I wish I could speak Japaneese.
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Postby rvbtucker » Tue Sep 30, 2008 4:04 pm

goris wrote:
Lanthroviel wrote:Granted!But it was dropped by a freaking dude who drank all your soda can in your house while you was outside.

I wish Paris Hilton had a brain...


Granted! She bought yours and now you're even more stupid than she was before.





I wish I could speak Japaneese.
Granted, but thats ALL you can speak. And Japanese cant understand you.



I wish my wish would get corrupted
Yea thats right....I ZOMFGBBQWTFIDIDNTKNOWYOUCOULDDOTHATANDYOUNEEDANERFNERFZOMFGBLIZZHELPMECAUSEINEEDTOLEARNTOLPAYAHHHpwn
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Postby goris » Wed Oct 01, 2008 1:50 am

rvbtucker wrote: Granted, but thats ALL you can speak. And Japanese cant understand you.



I wish my wish would get corrupted



Granted! But as you later realize it is not corrupted well enough. :twisted:



I wish I had the power in myself to actually stop playnig WoW.
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Postby Holyjohn » Wed Oct 01, 2008 6:28 am

Granted but after 4 days you buy Warhammer Online

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Postby Clone-D » Wed Oct 01, 2008 1:11 pm

Holyjohn wrote:Granted but after 4 days you buy Warhammer Online

I Wish i was more awesome


Granted. but your so awsome and narsasistic you belive your to good for this world and kill yourself.

I wish i knew what to wish for
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Postby Gnosis » Wed Oct 01, 2008 1:29 pm

Clone-D wrote:I wish i knew what to wish for


Granted! But you'll find out that even that wish is corrupteble.

I wish WotLK release date will be changed to 13 OCTOBER so that I get to finally play it!
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Postby The Great JT » Wed Oct 01, 2008 6:26 pm

Gnosis wrote:
Clone-D wrote:I wish i knew what to wish for


Granted! But you'll find out that even that wish is corrupteble.

I wish WotLK release date will be changed to 13 OCTOBER so that I get to finally play it!

Granted, but you have no money for which to buy it with.

I wish I could fly.
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Postby tessae » Thu Oct 02, 2008 9:44 am

The Great JT wrote:
Gnosis wrote:
Clone-D wrote:I wish i knew what to wish for


Granted! But you'll find out that even that wish is corrupteble.

I wish WotLK release date will be changed to 13 OCTOBER so that I get to finally play it!

Granted, but you have no money for which to buy it with.

I wish I could fly.


You can ... but the landings still get you killed.

I refuse to make a wish.
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Postby goris » Thu Oct 02, 2008 12:59 pm

k, since the post above me doesn't contain any wish I'll just skip the corrupting part.



I wish for people not to corrupt our game and actually wish for something.
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