The Great JT wrote:Q: Why do they have hot water on hand when a baby is born?
A: So that if it's born dead they can make soup.
It was in a book called "Truly Tasteless Jokes" by Blanche Murphy. Honestly, when I heard that, I wanted to kill that bitch.
You already posted this a few pages back ^^
Anyway, a Dutch a Belgian and a German are in a plane, when flying over there countries they all decided to throw something.
They fly over Brussels and the belgian throws down an apple, the dutch and the german look at him in a confused way and the belgian replies "What? I just felt like it okay?".
A little later they fly over Berlin and the german decided to throw down a banana, the dutch and the belgian look at the german and he replies "Hey, if the belgian can do it, so can i".
Right before the end of the trip, they fly over Amsterdam, the dutch then decides to throw down a bomb, the german and belgians are shocked and the dutch replies "Hey.. if you two can do it..".
Anyway. Moments later, the belgian arrives in brussels and sees a little girl crying, he walks towards her and asks what happened, "well" , she said "i was playing here, and all of a sudden i got an apple on my head".
At around the same time, the german arrives in Berlin, there he sees a boy crying, he walks towards him and asks what happened, "well", he said "i was riding my bike, and all of a sudden i got hit by a banana".
A few minutes later, the dutchmen walks down amsterdam and sees a boy rolling over the floor from laughter, he asks what happened and the boy replies "well, you see, i farted and then this building behind me exploded".
(God... this turned into a wall of text / lame joke ^^)