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Postby kozom1234 » Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:18 pm

how many druids does it take t screw in a light bulb???

one, don't be stupid.
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Postby judgement14 » Mon Dec 01, 2008 8:23 pm

what did the guy who did not know how to speak say

Arilglmathianoi skiploangkaid

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i am equally confused
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Postby The Great JT » Tue Dec 02, 2008 4:44 am

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer (buck an ear).


What did the angry New York City fruit stand worker say to the customer?

You want I give you dis pear (dispair)?


What do you call an elephant on the Titanic?

Nonexistant, because the Titanic sank 90 years ago.


What do you get when you cross vodka and a comedian?

Yakov Smirnov Ice.
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Postby Juonryu » Wed Dec 03, 2008 1:20 pm

what did the acid tell the water?
go away, i cant concentrate!
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Postby Klavs » Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:18 pm

Juonryu wrote:what did the acid tell the water?
go away, i cant concentrate!


/snigger

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Postby Bunnytots » Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:38 pm

why did a dog bite a tree?
so his bark can be bigger than his bite!
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Postby kozom1234 » Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:40 pm

what did the murloc say to the other murloc?


MRGGRLRLERLALALALLAAHHHHAH!!!!!!!*[size=0]*look out behind you![/size]

then a level 19 stabbed them both.
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Postby The Great JT » Wed Dec 03, 2008 7:59 pm

Name two things that are orange, have stripes and together weigh 200+ pounds.

Garfield next to a basketball.


Why do iron shavings have lots of friends?

They have magnetic personalities.


What did O.J. Simpson say to Kobe Bryant during his rape accusation?

Don't let this turn you off to white girls!
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Postby InsanitySpark34 » Mon Dec 15, 2008 9:53 am

Chuck Norris, Jesus and the Pope are in a boat.

They see an island so Jesus says "I bet I can walk to that island without getting my feet wet"

So he does.

Chuck Norris then says "I can do that as well"

So he does.

The pope says "Ah well I might as well have a go..."

So he steps out and falls in the water

On the island Jesus says to Chuck "Think we should tell him about the stepping stones?"
Chuck replies "What stepping stones?"
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Postby Chatrata » Mon Dec 15, 2008 11:50 am

Thatsa big avatar.
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Postby kozom1234 » Mon Dec 15, 2008 12:39 pm

welsome, funny joke, and i LOVE your signature.

When people say "plzz" because it`s shorter than "please", I say "no" because it`s shorter than "yes".

HAHAHAHAHA so good.

and ya big avatar, mind shrinking it a little plzz?? (that was a joke, please :3?)
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Postby judgement14 » Mon Dec 15, 2008 4:56 pm

what did the muffin say to the other muffin

nothing muffins cant talk
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Postby kozom1234 » Mon Dec 15, 2008 6:03 pm

judgement14 wrote:what did the muffin say to the other muffin

nothing muffins cant talk


heheh

what did the onoin say to the tomato? Nothing, he stabbed him. XD
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Postby Thatguy » Mon Dec 15, 2008 6:05 pm

/goes back to bad racist jokes:





What's a jew's biggest dilemna?





















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Postby The Great JT » Mon Dec 15, 2008 7:36 pm

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

It got hit by a bus.
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