The Bad Jokes Thread

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Postby judgement14 » Mon Dec 15, 2008 9:04 pm

The Great JT wrote:Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

It got hit by a bus.



why did the bus hit the chicken
because the driver got tired of the joke
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Postby wnxcow » Mon Dec 15, 2008 11:24 pm

2 cakes are next to eachother in an oven. says one cak to the other: damn it's hot!
the other replies: HOLY SHIT, A TALKING CAKE!... '_'
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Postby Klavs » Tue Dec 16, 2008 2:04 pm

2 birds are sitting on a perch, one says to the other "do you smell fish?"
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Postby wnxcow » Wed Dec 17, 2008 1:13 am

what does a skeleton get when he goes to a butcher?



















SPARE RIBS!!!
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Postby kozom1234 » Wed Dec 17, 2008 1:23 pm

wnxcow wrote:what does a skeleton get when he goes to a butcher?



SPARE RIBS!!!


why is wnxcow not funny? because i stabbed him in the throat!!!!! wait thats not funny, that's murder...hmm.
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Postby cookiemanyay » Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:35 pm

What's hateful. musical, and german?\

Hitler playing the piano!

HaHa sorry
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Postby wnxcow » Thu Dec 18, 2008 12:06 am

kozom1234 wrote:
wnxcow wrote:what does a skeleton get when he goes to a butcher?



SPARE RIBS!!!


why is wnxcow not funny? because i stabbed him in the throat!!!!! wait thats not funny, that's murder...hmm.


oink....

seriously dude.. whats ur problem, u got me killed twice!!!
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Postby The Great JT » Thu Dec 18, 2008 6:01 am

What has eight legs, eight eyes, is black and red and fangs?

I don't know either, but there's one on your shoulder!
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Postby frodofrodo » Fri Jan 02, 2009 10:14 pm

See my avatar.
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Postby wnxcow » Sat Jan 03, 2009 3:59 am

epic rofl
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Postby Clone-D » Sat Jan 03, 2009 6:41 am

frodofrodo wrote:See my avatar.


The mentiond avatar = win.

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Postby Belse » Sun Jan 04, 2009 4:33 am

frodofrodo wrote:See my avatar.

That avatar is truly epic.
Ok I´ll give it a try.
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Postby wnxcow » Sun Jan 04, 2009 5:20 am

better one:

gnomes are best race!


(painfull silence)

I MEAN IT!!

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Postby frodofrodo » Sun Jan 04, 2009 5:39 am

wnxcow wrote:better one:

gnomes are best race!


(painfull silence)

I MEAN IT!!

(laughter)

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Postby Bobson » Tue Jun 23, 2009 12:35 pm

/LAST REZZ TRY!!!1

Don't let this one die! Seriously!
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