Miji's great cookbook:

[badcook]

Talapia and Spaghetti bowl


Ingredients:

1 talapia fish
1 serving of spaghetti
1 teaspoon of olive oil
2 Pinchs of salt and pepper
1 teaspoon of butter
1 finely chopped gloves of garlic

Directions

Cook the fish in the oven at 350 degrees until cooked or Microwave
on high for 2min

put spaghetti in a put and heat till boil then lower temp and reheat for 8min

and pinch of salt and pepper to spaghetti

and butter garlic and other pinch of salt and pepper to fish
heat again for 25 seconds in microwave or put back in oven.

when all is heated and fish a pasta to a bowl and enjoy

PROFIT!!!!

[felldain]

chicken kievs:

1) Move to kiev
2) by a chicken

eat to preference, whether that be raw or lightly sauteed


....PROFIT!? wtf is that?

[quaprado]

right then erm......... lets think now...... how about the most hardest thing i can think off.... one that mijj would understand.... how about.. TOAST!!!

right get 1 piece of bread (or two if ure really hungry )

put bread in toaster

turn toster on

wait until it cooks

take your toast out

there simple and easy.. enjoy ure toast

[Ashleyetta]

'Crisps', known as 'chips' in the US.

Step one: Open packet.
Step two: Eat.
Step three: Open another packet.


Repeat cycle 1-3 times per day.

[Oratrix]

Oh my...
do you want do overfeed miji?!
Only eatable stuff...
Have you ever heard about dehydrogenation?
Also Gnomes have to drink!
For starters:
the most effective way of refreshing your energy is by drinking TEA...
Thistle tea!
That is where my expertise in boiling tea is needed!
(trained that a hundred times...)

Step 1.
Gather some Thistle

Step 1.5
For those who not know where you can find plants like this... just
go to the flower shop and buy 'em.

Step 2.
Slice&Dice it

Step 3.
Find some drinkable water

Step 4.
Get a with pot a lid on it!

Step 5.
boiling water
(found no picture imagine it yourself)
Step 6.
Fill in the Thistle(s)

And last but not least
Step 7.
A Tea cup

Step 7.5
Fill the tea in the teacup
aaaaaaaand
DRINK IT!

[rvbtucker]

Thistle tea is yellow.....

Nice siggy btw

[Cass]

Thistle tea is yellow.....

Nice siggy btw

The pictures were merely examples!

[Jurn]

do you have pr00g of that cass !

[Okkay]

Gingerbread Cookies:

1. Get a small egg
2. Get some holiday spices
3. Combine and cook over fire

Makes one cookie.

[Choppermad]

1. Go out to a pub/club in the late evening
2. Find semi attractive gnome female
3. impress her with your /dance and epix
4. Get her number
5. regularly invite her on dates and to raids
6. find Jewel Crafter
7. Commision him to craft you Diamond Focus Ring
8. use Diamond Focus Ring and propose
9. Chain new wife to kitchen and let her cook

[Yrmenlaf]

Pizza!

1. Order pizza
2. Eat it.

[Mijikai]

1. Go out to a pub/club in the late evening
2. Find semi attractive gnome female
3. impress her with your /dance and epix
4. Get her number
5. regularly invite her on dates and to raids
6. find Jewel Crafter
7. Commision him to craft you Diamond Focus Ring
8. use Diamond Focus Ring and propose
9. Chain new wife to kitchen and let her cook

i approve of this message.

and lol@thistle tea

[Shirubia]

Quesadillas:
1-. Grab a tortilla and heat it
2-. put some cheese on it and wait till it melts
3-. eat the quesadilla while its hot

[Rodreego]

How to Serve Man:
1: Get one or two man
2: Hit man
3: Hit man harder
4: Put man in fire
5: Eat man
6: PROFIT!




Give thanks to some random ogre for teaching me this recipe!

[Elanos]

As a sidenote: Bears are not to be eaten, only cuddled.