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PostPosted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 7:59 am
by badcook
Talapia and Spaghetti bowl


Ingredients:

1 talapia fish
1 serving of spaghetti
1 teaspoon of olive oil
2 Pinchs of salt and pepper
1 teaspoon of butter
1 finely chopped gloves of garlic

Directions

Cook the fish in the oven at 350 degrees until cooked or Microwave
on high for 2min

put spaghetti in a put and heat till boil then lower temp and reheat for 8min

and pinch of salt and pepper to spaghetti

and butter garlic and other pinch of salt and pepper to fish
heat again for 25 seconds in microwave or put back in oven.

when all is heated and fish a pasta to a bowl and enjoy

PROFIT!!!!

PostPosted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 8:11 pm
by felldain
chicken kievs:

1) Move to kiev
2) by a chicken

eat to preference, whether that be raw or lightly sauteed


....PROFIT!? wtf is that?

PostPosted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 9:22 am
by quaprado
right then erm......... lets think now...... how about the most hardest thing i can think off.... one that mijj would understand.... how about.. TOAST!!!

right get 1 piece of bread (or two if ure really hungry )

put bread in toaster

turn toster on

wait until it cooks

take your toast out

there simple and easy.. enjoy ure toast :)

PostPosted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 5:07 pm
by Ashleyetta
'Crisps', known as 'chips' in the US.

Step one: Open packet.
Step two: Eat.
Step three: Open another packet.


Repeat cycle 1-3 times per day.

PostPosted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 5:46 am
by Oratrix
Oh my...
do you want do overfeed miji?!
Only eatable stuff...
Have you ever heard about dehydrogenation?
Also Gnomes have to drink!
For starters:
the most effective way of refreshing your energy is by drinking TEA...
Thistle tea!
That is where my expertise in boiling tea is needed!
(trained that a hundred times...)

Step 1.
Gather some Thistle
Image

Step 1.5
For those who not know where you can find plants like this... just
go to the flower shop and buy 'em.
Image

Step 2.
Slice&Dice it
Image

Step 3.
Find some drinkable water
Image

Step 4.
Get a with pot a lid on it!
Image

Step 5.
boiling water
(found no picture ;) imagine it yourself)
Step 6.
Fill in the Thistle(s)
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And last but not least
Step 7.
A Tea cup
Image

Step 7.5
Fill the tea in the teacup
aaaaaaaand
DRINK IT!

PostPosted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 1:38 pm
by rvbtucker
Thistle tea is yellow.....

Nice siggy btw

PostPosted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 4:50 am
by Cass
rvbtucker wrote:Thistle tea is yellow.....

Nice siggy btw


The pictures were merely examples! :P

PostPosted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 7:31 am
by Jurn
do you have pr00g of that cass !

Gingerbread cookies

PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 12:39 pm
by Okkay
Gingerbread Cookies:

1. Get a small egg
2. Get some holiday spices
3. Combine and cook over fire

Makes one cookie.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:16 pm
by Choppermad
1. Go out to a pub/club in the late evening
2. Find semi attractive gnome female
3. impress her with your /dance and epix
4. Get her number
5. regularly invite her on dates and to raids
6. find Jewel Crafter
7. Commision him to craft you Diamond Focus Ring
8. use Diamond Focus Ring and propose
9. Chain new wife to kitchen and let her cook

PostPosted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 4:16 am
by Yrmenlaf
Pizza!

1. Order pizza
2. Eat it.

PostPosted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 9:19 am
by Mijikai
Choppermad wrote:1. Go out to a pub/club in the late evening
2. Find semi attractive gnome female
3. impress her with your /dance and epix
4. Get her number
5. regularly invite her on dates and to raids
6. find Jewel Crafter
7. Commision him to craft you Diamond Focus Ring
8. use Diamond Focus Ring and propose
9. Chain new wife to kitchen and let her cook


i approve of this message.

and lol@thistle tea

PostPosted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 10:14 am
by Shirubia
Quesadillas:
1-. Grab a tortilla and heat it
2-. put some cheese on it and wait till it melts
3-. eat the quesadilla while its hot

PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 9:16 pm
by Rodreego
How to Serve Man:
1: Get one or two man
2: Hit man
3: Hit man harder
4: Put man in fire
5: Eat man
6: PROFIT!




Give thanks to some random ogre for teaching me this recipe!

PostPosted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 3:17 am
by Elanos
As a sidenote: Bears are not to be eaten, only cuddled.