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Postby Tingles » Wed Mar 21, 2007 9:09 am

How to make a nice, TASTY pizza!

1) Activate Stealth.
1.b) If you are not a rogue - reroll. NOW. (I'm doing it as I'm typing this!)
2) Find an Italian guy.
3) Keep following him around.
4) Wait for him to make a pizza.
5) Wait for it to be properly cooked.
6) When the oven goes DING! your pizza has leveled and is ready to be eaten! SAP THE ITALIAN GUY NOW!
7) Open the oven and grab the pizza.
8) Depending on your AP, either kill the Italian guy or sprint away.
8.b) If he gets out of sap too soon - gouge and sprint
9) Slice 'n' Dice!
9.b) Find a Warrior with Helmet of Wrath / Overlord's Helmet of Second Sight and whisper him "SMP" (Slice My Pizza!)
10) PROFIT!
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Postby rvbtucker » Thu Mar 22, 2007 7:12 pm

the warrior will just eat the pizza....then the rogue....
Yea thats right....I ZOMFGBBQWTFIDIDNTKNOWYOUCOULDDOTHATANDYOUNEEDANERFNERFZOMFGBLIZZHELPMECAUSEINEEDTOLEARNTOLPAYAHHHpwn
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Postby Thilian » Mon Mar 26, 2007 10:10 am

BEER BASTED BOAR RIBS FOR ULTIMATE CULINARISTIC PLEASURE

1. Kill some babyboars
2. Get the beer
3. Press the cooking-button

delicious!
giev 1g pls
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Postby Shogunx » Mon May 14, 2007 1:03 pm

Murlock Fin Soup any1 :lol:
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Postby Bliu » Fri May 18, 2007 11:07 am

1. push big red button
2. wait for lady to ask what you want
3. say "I want a sonic burger with a route 44 dr. pepper"
4. pay lady
5. enjoy




















and "PROFIT" what ever that means.
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Postby Amant » Fri May 18, 2007 6:37 pm

I prefer:

1) call Girlfriend
2) tell her to go get you tacos
3) enjoy
4) PROFIT (w/e)
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Postby Cass » Sat May 19, 2007 6:23 am

Amant wrote:I prefer:

1) call Girlfriend
2) tell her to go get you tacos
3) enjoy
4) PROFIT (w/e)


Tell her...? Wowwwwww....
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Postby Elanos » Sat May 19, 2007 8:21 am

Amant wrote:I prefer:

1) call Girlfriend
2) tell her to go get you tacos
3) enjoy
4) PROFIT (w/e)



You have some odd dreams, my friend. ;)
I'm here to hurt your feelings.
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Postby Guildelin » Sat May 19, 2007 1:07 pm

I prefer

1) Ask for a table for one

2) Order what ever u want

3) Eat 3/4s of what u order (so looks like ur not finished)

4) Get up and use the bathroom

5) Walk away from your table (look like your going to an other table)

6) Blend in with an other party as they leave
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Postby Jurn » Sun May 20, 2007 1:33 am

you forgot Profit
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Postby Xenas » Sun May 20, 2007 8:51 am

Choppermad wrote:1. Go out to a pub/club in the late evening
2. Find semi attractive gnome female
3. impress her with your /dance and epix
4. Get her number
5. regularly invite her on dates and to raids
6. find Jewel Crafter
7. Commision him to craft you Diamond Focus Ring
8. use Diamond Focus Ring and propose
9. Chain new wife to kitchen and let her cook

OMG LOL!
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Postby Guildelin » Sun May 20, 2007 1:07 pm

Guildelin wrote:I prefer

1) Ask for a table for one

2) Order what ever u want

3) Eat 3/4s of what u order (so looks like ur not finished)

4) Get up and use the bathroom

5) Walk away from your table (look like your going to an other table)

6) Blend in with an other party as they leave

7) Profit

fixed*

Thanks for the good catch
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Postby Shogunx » Sun May 20, 2007 4:19 pm

1) get some soda bread
2) put sliced cheese on it
3) grill it
4) enjoy it tastes like epics
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Postby dangerchrist » Tue Oct 02, 2007 12:38 pm

1) take 1-2 keloger0s (one for better taste, 2 for satisfaction of ridding the world of more then one)
2)preheat oven to 7500 degrees celcius
3) Beat kelog's and whip cream (or whip both, it doesn't matter as long as he's screaming in pain)
4) mix in bowl
5) put bowl in oven for 1 hour
6) take out
7) sell your screaming whipped cream monster
8) profit :!:
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Postby Thurn » Mon Oct 22, 2007 12:44 am

1. boil kettle

2. pour boiling water over your legs

3. call an ambulance

4. make a huuuuuuuge fuss about the pain

5. enjoy nice Hosbital food :)
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