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Postby felldain » Mon Oct 22, 2007 1:59 am

Thurn wrote:1. boil kettle

2. pour boiling water over your legs

3. call an ambulance

4. make a huuuuuuuge fuss about the pain

5. enjoy nice Hospital food :)


Nice? :o [/i]
Oh and by the way i was being sarcastic!
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Postby Thurn » Mon Oct 22, 2007 11:55 pm

felldain wrote:
Thurn wrote:1. boil kettle

2. pour boiling water over your legs

3. call an ambulance

4. make a huuuuuuuge fuss about the pain

5. enjoy nice Hospital food :)


Nice? :o [/i]


all food is nice food if it's free food, well, ok, not 100% true, meh, im looking forward to someone actually doing this :)
if you think that i was telling the truth up there, you shouldn't be on the internet!
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Postby Kalsh » Tue Nov 27, 2007 4:14 am

1) kidnap a gnome

2) cut his head off

3) put his head in a sack and his body in a pot

4) Mix spices into the pot (To cover up the smell)

5) Eat and enjoy!

6) PROFIT!
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Postby Dallas » Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:07 am

1. get sexy
2. get a job
3. get a girlfriend
4. watch tv and have her bring you oreos + milk

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Postby Suztang » Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:20 am

1. get a stick
2. get a gnome
3. hit gnome in the head with stick
4. watch gnome turn into 40 gold coins
5. buy food
6. repeat steps 1-5
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Postby Shadostriker » Tue Mar 25, 2008 11:17 am

Put instant dinner in microwave. Heat for amount on package. Eat.
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Postby The Great JT » Wed Mar 26, 2008 5:47 am

Call pizza place. Tell them what toppings you want and say you want it delivered. Wait 20-30 minutes, more if they're slow or got lost. Tip delivery guy. Eat.
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Postby Bright_eyes » Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:55 pm

Elanos wrote:As a sidenote: Bears are not to be eaten, only cuddled.

pfft, eat bears cuddle cats
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Postby Redneckizm » Sun Jun 29, 2008 1:11 am

1. Open Cereal Box
2. Pour desired amount in Bowl
3. Add milk
4. Enjoy!
5. Profit (w/e)
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Postby The Great JT » Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:56 am

1. Find box-o-snack food you want to eat.
2. Eat.
3. Repeat until fat.
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Postby Bright_eyes » Fri Jul 04, 2008 5:43 pm

The Great JT wrote:1. Find box-o-snack food you want to eat.
2. Eat.
3. Repeat until fat.


with how much salt/sugar/carbs are in all of them, that'll be about 2 or 3
boxs.
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Postby The Great JT » Sat Jul 05, 2008 6:55 am

Step 1: Eat Everything In Fridge
Step 2: Enjoy New Food Coma
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Postby Fenris » Sat Jul 05, 2008 7:02 am

Step 1: Wait for your stove/oven to break
Step 2: Only buy stuff that you can cook in the microwave
Step 3: After about 4 days of this feel ill from eating nothing but microwavable food.



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Postby lappen » Fri Jul 11, 2008 2:37 pm

put up the pan, put on heat. put in butter or oil whatever you use
crack egg open, put it in.

wait till you see the edges getting a little color, then turn the egg. wait for a little while, the take it up and put on a plate (it should atleast be kinda dark, not easy steaked. it should have a little character)

oh and put salt on the eggs, not much just like a tiny bit.
take 2 bread, put in toaster, plug toaster in, turn on toaster. wait.
when ready, take the 2 bread and butter if you want on them.

then put a egg in one of them. then put the other piece of the bread ontop.

you got a perfect egg-sandwich :D
i eat these when i'm in a hurry, they go fast and are totally tasty.

oh and if you don't want the yellow part of the egg all over yourself, either crack it open when steaking it OR put a plate/paper under you when you eat.

there's nothing worse than having to change clothes because you got some egg on em
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Postby Alandse » Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:00 pm

The Alandse meal.

Eggs
Peppers
Garlic
Bread
Ground meat
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1. Break Eggs and stir them around or something...
2. Chop up Garlic and peppers and throw them in the eggs, pour(some of) eggs into cooking pan and let it cook for 15-30 minutes.
3. Get ground meat and throw in a huge bowl, pour rest of eggs onto ground meat and begin to stir it around. Convert the messy ground meat into hamburgers and put them in another pan, cook those till they are slightly rare.
4. The bread is actually hamburger rolls! Put burger onto rolls, get out the eggs/peppers/garlic and put over burgers.
5. Eat.
6. Wonder how the hell you managed to follow these directions.
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