Whats the deadliest weapon within reach? (with out moving)

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Whats the deadliest weapon within reach? (with out moving)

Postby Clone-D » Tue Dec 30, 2008 3:33 pm

What is the deadliest weapon you can reach without moving from where your sitting now.

My mouse cord (strangling)
Tape (????)
My computer (blunt force trauma)
Lamp (blunt force trauma)
My "legendary" weapon. (its in my pants)
My ipod (metal = pwn)

If i where home,
My moms cooking. (instant death)
my sister (???)
My phone. (call chuck norris)

And, the grandest of all.
If i worked for the u.s. military
The Nuke button.
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Postby wnxcow » Tue Dec 30, 2008 4:24 pm

blankets(sufficating)
my ass(poisinous air)
my LEGO(choking)


if i could take 10 steps:|
dagger(stabbing ftw)
lamp(blunt force crap)
my bottle collection(blunt force followed by stabbing)

if i could go downstairs:
OUR CAT(shes a murder machine!!!!!)
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Postby crashbang » Tue Dec 30, 2008 7:01 pm

straws(stabbing)
CD's(break the stab)
my fat ass(i'm 270 pounds and 6 ft.+ and used to play football....you do the math...)
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Postby frodofrodo » Tue Dec 30, 2008 8:18 pm

hmmm....
Soda can
Twizzler
LEGO
CD's/DVD's
Glass cup
Spoon
Fork
Spork
TV remote (slap, slap, slap, slap)
Book
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Postby Cass » Tue Dec 30, 2008 8:21 pm

You people are really fucking creepy, you know that?!
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Postby cookiemanyay » Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:51 pm

Cass wrote:You people are really fucking creepy, you know that?!

Hey Cass I can see you trough that window *waves
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Postby The Great JT » Tue Dec 30, 2008 10:03 pm

And now, a special announcement from The Medic:

"Is zere a point to your lives?!"
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Postby Thatguy » Tue Dec 30, 2008 10:23 pm

My knife: stab
My chips bag: choke


and that's about it.



Btw, op, yeaaah, metal ftw!
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Postby cookiemanyay » Tue Dec 30, 2008 10:37 pm

My crappy wireless keyboard
computer cables
rockband guitar
twisty tie the kind you get on a loaf of bread.
bread
Kanye West sunglasses
speakers
magazine
candles
my fist
picture frame
mouse pad
cell phone
I-pod
ooh crackers wrappers
printer
my dog.
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Postby Thatguy » Tue Dec 30, 2008 11:12 pm

Cass wrote:You people are really fucking creepy, you know that?!



What, we're completely normal, you're the wierd excessively non-creepy one here.


omg brb, gotta bathe in virgins' blood
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Postby deerdeer » Wed Dec 31, 2008 7:04 am

I can only think of one:
My phone! I will use my telephatic skills to know Clone-D's phone and call him! That's instant death for sure.
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Postby Clone-D » Wed Dec 31, 2008 7:06 am

Cass wrote:You people are really fucking creepy, you know that?!


i can think of stuff way creepier then this
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Postby wnxcow » Wed Dec 31, 2008 8:13 am

like what?.. killing someone by just staring? :P

shooting someone in the head with a hand held like a gun(no real gun, just ur hand)(crank reference)
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Postby kozom1234 » Wed Dec 31, 2008 12:31 pm

ummmm


my bare hands 8)
If i use my mouse to turn how do I click Lifebloom?

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Postby Clone-D » Wed Dec 31, 2008 12:40 pm

Right now,

Paper (paper cut)
My Ipod again
Open youtube page with ozzey playing ironman from the 80s. Ozzey is shirtless, a sight that could kill anyone.

ME Im a black belt. That makes me a registered weapon.
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