Whats the deadliest weapon within reach? (with out moving)

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Postby FenixStryk » Wed Dec 31, 2008 5:12 pm

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Postby Ichibi » Wed Dec 31, 2008 5:24 pm

I've got a spoon..
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Postby judgement14 » Wed Dec 31, 2008 8:43 pm

um scissors
an empty soda can
my belt
a 3 hole puncher
other bludgeoning devices
like teh lamp
and some pens
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Postby typhy » Wed Dec 31, 2008 8:50 pm

A full pop can
A calculator
My keyboard
A few pencils
Stapler
Paper(Paper cuts FTL)
A camera
Computer.

If I can get up and walk 6 feet:
A lamp
2 different guitars
4 different game stations
12" Amplifier
A phone
Some drumsticks
My cat.
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Postby Murloc » Fri Jan 02, 2009 1:47 am

without moving?
scissors
ipod and a mp3 player (the ipod is pretty heavy, and both contain strong music)
a laptop battery (explosion)
a laptop (blunt wep)
3 wires (garrote)
a bag full of:
other scissors
pencil
that thing you use to trace circles and arcs with a sharp tip
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a stereo box
2 small schytes
a swiss army knife
a portable fan (prepare for a slow death)
a wooden box
a small car
another laptop battery
some chocolate (choking)
a frame
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Postby judgement14 » Fri Jan 02, 2009 11:50 am

Murloc wrote:without moving?
scissors
ipod and a mp3 player (the ipod is pretty heavy, and both contain strong music)
a laptop battery (explosion)
a laptop (blunt wep)
3 wires (garrote)
a bag full of:
other scissors
pencil
that thing you use to trace circles and arcs with a sharp tip
-
a stereo box
2 small schytes
a swiss army knife
a portable fan (prepare for a slow death)
a wooden box
a small car
another laptop battery
some chocolate (choking)
a frame


choking on chocolate?

sounds tasty
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Postby wnxcow » Fri Jan 02, 2009 1:18 pm

judgement14 wrote:
Murloc wrote:without moving?
scissors
ipod and a mp3 player (the ipod is pretty heavy, and both contain strong music)
a laptop battery (explosion)
a laptop (blunt wep)
3 wires (garrote)
a bag full of:
other scissors
pencil
that thing you use to trace circles and arcs with a sharp tip
-
a stereo box
2 small schytes
a swiss army knife
a portable fan (prepare for a slow death)
a wooden box
a small car
another laptop battery
some chocolate (choking)
a frame


choking on chocolate?

sounds tasty


want! O_O

at the moment without moving:
BLUNT:
-fists
-keyboard
-chair
SHARP:
-teeth
CHOKING:
-lego
-hands
-cable of my headset
-farts
CRUSHING:
-my body
-my bed

that sums it up pretty nicely ^^
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Postby Belse » Sat Jan 03, 2009 12:53 pm

I guess it would be the cross on the top of the small church I have here. If I sharpen it with my key and the put my phone in it to give it some weight I can make a throwing knife! :twisted:
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Postby The Great JT » Sat Jan 03, 2009 2:24 pm

If I had to answer seriously, maybe a really sharp pencil.
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Postby Magis » Mon Jan 05, 2009 2:09 am

A brezel.

Ask George W. how dangerous it is :lol:
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Postby The Great JT » Mon Jan 05, 2009 7:51 am

No, seriously. I would like to stab all of you (except Cass) in the eye with really hot french fries.
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Postby Belse » Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:56 am

The Great JT wrote:No, seriously. I would like to stab all of you (except Cass) in the eye with really hot french fries.

Even me? :cry:
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Postby Bunnytots » Mon Jan 05, 2009 2:07 pm

well... only thing i have is my boy scout knife.
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Postby Bright_eyes » Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:38 pm

The Great JT wrote:No, seriously. I would like to stab all of you (except Cass) in the eye with really hot french fries.


Wtf?
even me?
:(
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Postby Lanthroviel » Mon Jan 05, 2009 11:44 pm

Bright_eyes wrote:
The Great JT wrote:No, seriously. I would like to stab all of you (except Cass) in the eye with really hot french fries.


Wtf?
even me?
:(


nearly half of the posts I saw from JT, he is bashing someone, so that doesn't surprise me much :lol:

BTW for me (not sure of the translations):

Ball Point pen
Fountain pen (if I take it out of its packing)
My phone.
My desk lamp
My internet box
My tweezers......
My pack of dramamine that I kept here from last trip
And my chair (yeah, in case of real danger, thats the more effective, no? ;) )
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