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When will Nelves get babies?

Postby ToriRat » Mon Oct 13, 2008 1:57 am

Dumb thread I know but I just got a hankering to go to Darna and see a herd of cute lil long eared rats go runnin by. Nelves is mortal now so wheres da babies.
Im all about the kids ya know, my fav place is the little tykes home in nagrand :P Tauren Baby FTW
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Re: When will Nelves get babies?

Postby Thatguy » Mon Oct 13, 2008 9:51 am

ToriRat wrote:Dumb thread I know but I just got a hankering to go to Darna and see a herd of cute lil long eared rats go runnin by. Nelves is mortal now so wheres da babies.
Im all about the kids ya know, my fav place is the little tykes home in nagrand :P Tauren Baby FTW



9 months after the erp, I'd guess.
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Postby Bobson » Mon Oct 13, 2008 10:40 am

It's more than 9 months since Malfurion gave up the Night Elves' immortality, so if they began to think about their race's survival, they would've started to reproduce by now, the fastest pairs must have children of what? 4-6 years old by now ...

By the way, who says that Night Elves are pregnant for 9 months?
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Postby Thatguy » Mon Oct 13, 2008 10:45 am

Bobson wrote:It's more than 9 months since Malfurion gave up the Night Elves' immortality, so if they began to think about their race's survival, they would've started to reproduce by now, the fastest pairs must have children of what? 4-6 years old by now ...

By the way, who says that Night Elves are pregnant for 9 months?



So you mean they wouldn't have any sexual relations for billion of years?

It'd be pretty sad.
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Postby ToriRat » Mon Oct 13, 2008 11:56 am

like the guy says

I'm mortal now baby, times a wastin....

Nelves must be too stuck up to get down and dirty like the other races...
For all their mailbox dancing. pelvic thrusting shenannigans they are bloody puritans in the boudoir...
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Postby Bobson » Tue Oct 14, 2008 3:01 am

Thatguy wrote:
Bobson wrote:It's more than 9 months since Malfurion gave up the Night Elves' immortality, so if they began to think about their race's survival, they would've started to reproduce by now, the fastest pairs must have children of what? 4-6 years old by now ...

By the way, who says that Night Elves are pregnant for 9 months?



So you mean they wouldn't have any sexual relations for billion of years?

It'd be pretty sad.


Billion years? Isn't it only around ... lemme c ... 1, 3, 48, purple ... 25000 years? Or am I completely wrong?

Btw, if they r immortal, do they grow? Or are you stuck in ya momma's stomach 4 ten thousand years??????? Doesn't sound rly fun :P
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Postby Mysteria » Tue Oct 14, 2008 4:19 am

go to lower city and you'll see night elven babies
so far,so good,so what?
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Postby Bobson » Tue Oct 14, 2008 4:21 am

What NE bibaies? The only elf like children I've seen in Shat are Blood Elves :? ... but they are related, so in some way, u r right :P

Edit: BTW! Total post #19000! l33t! :P
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Postby Mysteria » Tue Oct 14, 2008 4:24 am

go at 76.51 in shattrath and look on the floor..

the baby who has ENORMOUS big head
so far,so good,so what?
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Postby Bobson » Tue Oct 14, 2008 4:29 am

Sounds cool! Must try that! :D

When I'm done tidying my room :roll:
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Postby Realmage » Tue Oct 14, 2008 4:38 am

i r eating babehz :wink:
I luf ya'll :) (no i dont)... or do i? nah i dont or maybe i do? wait ...


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Postby The Great JT » Tue Oct 14, 2008 6:29 am

Night elves recently found out they were all infertile due to their spirits being linked to Nordrassil for so long that it became their source of fertility.

So yeah, no more night elves.
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Postby Bobson » Tue Oct 14, 2008 10:15 am

The Great JT wrote:Night elves recently found out they were all infertile due to their spirits being linked to Nordrassil for so long that it became their source of fertility.

So yeah, no more night elves.


Did ya say NO more night elves?????? But I like them! They r dr00ds! They pwn ... who am I trying 2 fool? The girls are hot! Yay! :lol:

You go get a doctor or something so you can reproduce (again?)! Do you hear me night elves?? GET A DOCTOR! :lol:
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Postby tessae » Tue Oct 14, 2008 10:42 am

Nelfs just don't know about sex ... they never needed it.

We'll have to teach them. Line 'em all up please, and we'll get started.
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Postby Bunnytots » Tue Oct 14, 2008 12:59 pm

True story: i made an NE Druid and the first name i got when i clicked randomize was Cyber.
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