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Postby kozom1234 » Thu Nov 13, 2008 4:00 pm

anyone know any funny lore?? like for example, fordring once killed an orc by fallign of a hill and landing on him etc. i'm juust curious if there's a lot
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Postby Lihonessa » Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:48 am

I know one.

When Thrall was imprisoned in Durnholde Keep, one day, another Orc came running to his prison, yelling things in Orcish. Thrall backed up, because he thought that the Orc would attack him, and because he could only speak Common. The Orc keps yelling things, until the guards caught and murdered him.
Later, when Thrall was at the Warsong Clan, he asked to Grom Hellscream what the Orc was trying to say.
Turns out that the Orc was yelling "Run! Run! I'll protect you!"
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Postby kozom1234 » Fri Nov 14, 2008 4:44 am

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Postby Kaeshan » Mon Dec 22, 2008 7:40 am

Gnomes. 'nuff said ;)
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Postby cookiemanyay » Mon Dec 22, 2008 3:04 pm

Did you know Malygos hit it off with Alexstreza?(the red dragon queen)
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Postby Kaeshan » Mon Dec 22, 2008 3:12 pm

cookiemanyay wrote:Did you know Malygos hit it off with Alexstreza?(the red dragon queen)

Hmm... Blue Dragon and a Red Dragon...

Purple Dragon?
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Postby The Great JT » Mon Dec 22, 2008 4:04 pm

Actually, the possibility of little purple dragons spewing fire-and-ice breath does seem pretty cool...
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Postby Bunnytots » Tue Dec 23, 2008 8:33 am

the fact that arthas and nezhul came together to form the current lich king, supposedly the most BA person on azeroth atm. funny part is that their races hate each other with a passion.
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Postby cookiemanyay » Sat Dec 27, 2008 3:02 am

Kaeshan wrote:
cookiemanyay wrote:Did you know Malygos hit it off with Alexstreza?(the red dragon queen)

Hmm... Blue Dragon and a Red Dragon...

Purple Dragon?
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Postby Clone-D » Sat Dec 27, 2008 7:25 pm

Master chief > all

***Sends several Rockets towards cookiemanyay***

***jumps into scorpion tank and fires Several more rockets from the tank***

***you have killed cookiemanyay***
Your Dieing.
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Postby cookiemanyay » Sat Dec 27, 2008 7:56 pm

Nah-uh bubble shield.
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Postby Clone-D » Sun Dec 28, 2008 3:40 pm

Id think that rockets > bubble shield.

But, if i must.

***cookiemanyay's bubble is on cooldown***

***DROPS THE NUKES***

***cookiemanyay dies***
Your Dieing.
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Postby Clone-D » Sun Dec 28, 2008 4:36 pm

Dont mean to double post, but i feel like i have to say this


BURN
BURN

IF ITS A CHOICE BETWEEN REGULAR OR EXTRA CRISPY I WANT YOU EXTRA CRISPY

BUUURRRNNNNN

cookiemanyay stop driving so fast.
Stop, stop i need to burn you you understand right?

o please let me burn you

I HAVE YOU COOKIEMANYAY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

***Traps cookiemanyay in a corner.***


There is NO escape this time cookiemanyay

***cookiemanyay sees a way out**

No way
No way
No F'in way
***cookiemanyay escapes***

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

IVE WORKED SO HARD

***EVIL LAUGH***

***jumps into tank***

Good by mr.cookiemanyay
***tank blows up***
***jumps out of burning tank with a rocket launcher and fires randomly***

GAHHH GAHHHH SON OF A AHHHHHHHHH


to those bored enough, to stupid enough to read the full post, i present to you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DC02fl5O ... re=channel
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Postby cookiemanyay » Sun Dec 28, 2008 7:09 pm

Yep that's how it will go now look the other way.

"energy sword"+"speed haxs"+"overshield"
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Postby Belse » Sun Jan 04, 2009 2:00 am

Stop trying to kill each other, you´re doing it wrong. Poison works alot better than rockets. :twisted:
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