Gnomish Lore?

by **Narlock** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:12 am

WHERE THE HELL IS THE GNOMISH LORE??

So the low down on the gnome lore:

We are engineering masters
our city Gnomregan was taken over by green midgets lol

and... thats it! COME ON BLIZZARD! WE NEED MORE LORE!

by **Renkonel** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 9:21 am

you know, i didn't think about it until you posted it, but ya theres got to be more to gnomes than that.

by **ÃƒÂ** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:25 am

What about the Curse of Flesh and all that stuff? The lore with the dwarves link to them a bit in that regard...

by **judgement14** » Mon Mar 16, 2009 12:01 pm

you were created first as mechagnomes

then came the curse of flesh wich made you modern gnomes

you used to live in Gnomergan but someone made it radioactive

many of the gnomes fled to avoid their radioactive brothers

even tho Gnomer is all low levels they are all so radioactive that they reproduce through budding of their bodies once they die

by **Alandse** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 3:11 pm

There is a site called 'WoWwiki.com' which is a great place to go for Warcraft lore.

http://www.wowwiki.com/Gnomes

by **judgement14** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 7:58 pm

noone wants to know about the official lore
its much more fun to make it up

by **cookiemanyay** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 8:09 pm

Of all the gnomes 2 would be know for there pure win.These 2 gnomes came to us in the form of Narya and Mijikai, BUT WHAT THEY DIDN"T KNOW IS THAT THEY ARE BROTHERS!AND THEY MUST TRAVEL THE WORLD WITH HELP OF NYTE TO DESTROY THE MECHA-GNOMES!Support by Keydar,Krom,Gigz, and Donald.

Jason Acuna as Narya (Wee-man from Jackass)

Verne Troyer as Mijikai

Angelina Jolie as Narya

Andy Dick as Keydar

Simon Cowell as Krom

Miley Cirus as Gigz

Paul Reubens(Pee wee Herman) as Donald

Rated Pg-13.Coming to theaters near you April 15th.

by **judgement14** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 8:28 pm

but some of the mechagnomes are good
there are just being controlled

you should say instead of to destroy
to free

by **cookiemanyay** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 8:56 pm

With Judgment14 playing the leader of F.M.G.D
Free
Mecha
gnomes
division

Listen to me Narya these Mecha-gnomes can be saved.
No they must be destroyed they killed MY FATHER!
No Narya I am your father.Says the Mecha-gnome leader who name escapes me ATM.

NOO COPY-RIGHT INFRINGEMENT!

by **judgement14** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 10:01 am

awesome how many people do i get to kill?

by **cookiemanyay** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 10:48 am

126

104 of those being critters

21 of those being Donald (You 2 don't necessarily get along.)

1 being Mecha Santa Claus.

by **judgement14** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 2:27 pm

i see so me and my group get shrunk down to a size where critters are big threats and i slaughter the lot of them after they take down half my group

i kill donald out of comedy effect

and i have an epic battle with Mecha santa cuz he never got me the gift i wanted

had a double post but was able to delete it

by **Bunnytots** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 12:40 am

Gnomes dont have much lore because no one likes gnomes. Why do you think in the orginal opening scene for wow there were no gnomes?

by **judgement14** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 8:28 am

yeah well they are all gnomes here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_kK3bVpDpc

by **Renkonel** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 9:04 am

Bunnytots wrote:Gnomes dont have much lore because no one likes gnomes. Why do you think in the orginal opening scene for wow there were no gnomes?

i didn't see any trolls either.

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