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Postby Bobson » Thu Sep 24, 2009 11:04 am

This is the beginning of a lot of humorous explanation of different ideologies, religions, opinion on life, etc., etc.. I find them quite funny (at least a few of them), and I was wondering if you got any cool to share? :D

Some of my favorites:

Optimism - You have two cows. You hope they make a third.
Pessimism - You have two cows. You sell them both to be able to afford milk.
Realism - You have two cows.
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that is my frame,
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Postby vergil77 » Thu Sep 24, 2009 11:46 am

Militarism - government takes them both and conscripts you into the army :D
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Postby Noodles » Thu Sep 24, 2009 11:51 am

Foodism - You slay them both and eat their meat
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Postby judgement14 » Thu Sep 24, 2009 11:52 am

Internetism - you take pictures of them type in some captions and then post them on the internet
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Postby Noodles » Thu Sep 24, 2009 11:55 am

Lazism - You put a bucket under them, and wait for them to milk themselves
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Postby Bunnytots » Thu Sep 24, 2009 1:03 pm

Sexism: You make the 2 cows have sex to mass produce cows.
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Postby Noodles » Thu Sep 24, 2009 1:04 pm

Racism - you trade them in for white cows
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Postby Dæthknight » Thu Sep 24, 2009 2:39 pm

Organism - Cow
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Postby TedTheBug » Thu Sep 24, 2009 2:59 pm

Nice one DK
An Italian man has two cows. He has no idea where they are. He breaks for lunch.
A Russian man has two cows. He counts them. He has six cows. He counts them again. He has fifty cows. He counts them yet again. He has nine cows. He stops counting cows and opens another bottle of Vodka.
Lance has two cows. He makes burgers.
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Postby kozom1234 » Thu Sep 24, 2009 3:04 pm

Imperialism: Britain decides the cows are a good source of both milk and food, and claim them in the name of the queen.
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Postby wnxcow » Thu Sep 24, 2009 3:30 pm

TedTheBug wrote:Nice one DK
An Italian man has two cows. He has no idea where they are. He breaks for lunch.
A Russian man has two cows. He counts them. He has six cows. He counts them again. He has fifty cows. He counts them yet again. He has nine cows. He stops counting cows and opens another bottle of Vodka.
Lance has two cows. He makes burgers.


in sovjet russia, cow has you!

hinduism: u reubcarnate as 2 cows
atheism: it;s just cows
foulmouthism: 2 f***ing cows~!!!
hungrism: omnomnom cows!
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Postby kozom1234 » Thu Sep 24, 2009 5:27 pm

reubcarnate?

reINcarnate, Latin for again in the flesh. Also, Hindu believe you are never reincarnated as a cow, but your soul takes the form as one while you are in the in-between stages of reincarnation iirc.


also,

botulism: wow, those cows are DEAD.

terrorism: *BOOM*

cannibalism: OM NOM NOM
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Postby The Great JT » Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:40 pm

Creationism - There are two cows, who were created by an omnipotent god.
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Postby Ichibi » Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:52 pm

Feminism - No more bullshit
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Postby Noodles » Thu Sep 24, 2009 11:46 pm

Blarghism - You faced a PC at them, and fired your LAZ0R
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