
Some of my favorites:
Optimism - You have two cows. You hope they make a third.
Pessimism - You have two cows. You sell them both to be able to afford milk.
Realism - You have two cows.
TedTheBug wrote:Nice one DK
An Italian man has two cows. He has no idea where they are. He breaks for lunch.
A Russian man has two cows. He counts them. He has six cows. He counts them again. He has fifty cows. He counts them yet again. He has nine cows. He stops counting cows and opens another bottle of Vodka.
Lance has two cows. He makes burgers.
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