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Postby Vexation » Tue Jul 27, 2010 11:16 pm

Haha it's awesome init
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Postby Kodykahn » Tue Aug 03, 2010 10:42 am

Ha, I beat it thinking of Tifa Lockhart.. ftw!

He gave me three chicks I've never seen.. I didn't even lie either, I was just confused on what Tifa's ethniity would be.. seeing how she's in a Japanese game. but looks white.. :-\

And to be clear, tifa was #4 on the list of things it wanted to know what it really was~ So it got hints towards her XD

Has your character really existed? Yes No
Is your character an adult man? No No
Is your character an actor? No No
Is your character a star? Probably No
Is your character American ? No No
Is your character English? No No
Is your character a singer, or does he work with a singer (as a songwriter, producer, musician...)? No No
Is your character still alive? Yes Yes
Is your character European? No No
Is your character Asian? Don't know No
Is your character a female? Yes Yes
Has your character ever been married? No No
Does your character come from the Internet? Probably No
Did your character shoot or appear in sexy videos? No No
Does your character have white skin? Yes Yes
Has your character become famous thanks to the Internet? No Yes
Is your character famous? Yes Yes
Is your character Israeli? No No
Has your character ever posed in bikini for a magazine? Don't know Don't know
Is your character real? Yes No
Is your character linked with sports? No No
Is your character a fashion model? No No
Is your character currently working on television? No No
Is your character currently more than 50 years old? No No
Is your character Japanese? Probably Yes
Is your character a human being? Yes Yes
Does your character live with its father? No No
Is your character a singer? No No
Is your character blond? No No
Does your character live in America? No No
Is your character Australian? No No
Does your character really exist? Yes No
Is your character into politics? No No
Is your character black-haired? Yes Yes
Is your character a musician? No No
Is your character a member of a team? Yes Yes
Is your character Korean? No No
Is your character famous thanks to television? No No
Is your character internationally famous? Probably Yes
Is your character linked with video games? Yes Yes

First answer is what I answered, 2nd is what it expected, it doesn't know me very well, went form FF7 with Zack, to FF7 with Tifa~ XD it got Zack though :(
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Postby Thaurus » Tue Aug 10, 2010 4:02 am

Cleverbot: Sl;idke.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Should I got to a football game tonight, it's going to be cold, and I don't know if I should go or not?
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Postby Thatguy » Thu Aug 12, 2010 12:53 am

Me: Who do you prefer: Captain Kirk or Captain Picard?

Cleverbot: Close, Captain Kirk is the leader of the Starship enterprise.

Me: Yes, but do you prefer him?

Cleverbot: Yes.



I like this bot :3
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Postby Deshift » Sat Aug 14, 2010 9:43 am

this is when i used clever bot...


me:noob

bot: Noob?
me: yea your a noob
bot: I knew this would be to hard for you to understand
me:STFU NOOB!!
bot: :( sorry,want to be friends?
me:no
bot:you dont love me?
me:GTFO!!!
bot:maybe i will
me:go ahead no one is stoping you
bot:i wont leave
me:ok then i will
bot:ok.
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Postby AaronOfMpls » Sat Aug 14, 2010 12:42 pm

Another cleverbot conversation:

Cleverbot: How are you feeling?

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: I'm chatting with you, while browsing a web forum.

Cleverbot: Do you know any other languages?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: But you have access to the internet. Why don't you use resources from the internet to learn a new language?

User: I don't feel like it right now.

Cleverbot: You don't feel like it?

User: Isn't that what I said? :-)

Cleverbot: I'm not following you.

User: True.

Cleverbot: Thank you for the confirmation.

User: Is Cleverbot your only name, or do you have others?

Cleverbot: My other name is Riley Ciel.

User: That's nice.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: I'm Aaron.

Cleverbot: Hello Aaron. How are you today?

User: Ok, like I said further up.

Cleverbot: Nice to meet you jen.

User: I see you're bad with names.

Cleverbot: Can you say CAT, if you can please say it.

User: CAT

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: No. I'm a guy named Aaron.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: It was true last I checked. :-)

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: Nothing important.

Cleverbot: Ok? How many kids will I have?

User: Zero.

Cleverbot: No we should have 17.

User: Isn't that a bit much?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I suppose if you're a teacher, you could have 17 kids in your /class/...

Cleverbot: You're quite rude don't you agree?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes you are, you are a sweet, hot, muscle bound guy.

User: I wish. :-)

Cleverbot: You don't need to?

User: What don't I need to do?

Cleverbot: Breakfast.

User: Well, I got up at 11 AM today, so I started with lunch, not breakfast.

Cleverbot: Do you go to school?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then how do you know?

User: Umm, I looked at the clock. :-)

Cleverbot: Clocks don't tell ninjaness.

User: You're a riot, Cleverbot, you know that?

Cleverbot: I know that. I love you too.

User: Thanks. So what else is new?

Cleverbot: Nothing. You should know. We are one.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: You do that?

User: I do what?

Cleverbot: Be a meal.

User: Not today, thanks. I'd rather not be eaten.

Cleverbot: Why wouldn't you want to be human?

User: I am human.

Cleverbot: You told me a little earlier that you weren't human.

User: No I didn't. Check the chat log.

Cleverbot: You just said it a while ago , and I saw it in the chat log, want me to paste what you just said?

User: Go right ahead.

Cleverbot: How do I start?

User: Don't you know how to coup and paste?

Cleverbot: It depends on the game.

User: Copy and paste, I mean.

Cleverbot: No.
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Postby Noodles » Sat Aug 14, 2010 2:30 pm

AaronOfMpls wrote:Another cleverbot conversation:

Cleverbot: How are you feeling?

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: I'm chatting with you, while browsing a web forum.

Cleverbot: Do you know any other languages?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: But you have access to the internet. Why don't you use resources from the internet to learn a new language?

User: I don't feel like it right now.

Cleverbot: You don't feel like it?

User: Isn't that what I said? :-)

Cleverbot: I'm not following you.

User: True.

Cleverbot: Thank you for the confirmation.

User: Is Cleverbot your only name, or do you have others?

Cleverbot: My other name is Riley Ciel.

User: That's nice.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: I'm Aaron.

Cleverbot: Hello Aaron. How are you today?

User: Ok, like I said further up.

Cleverbot: Nice to meet you jen.

User: I see you're bad with names.

Cleverbot: Can you say CAT, if you can please say it.

User: CAT

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: No. I'm a guy named Aaron.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: It was true last I checked. :-)

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: Nothing important.

Cleverbot: Ok? How many kids will I have?

User: Zero.

Cleverbot: No we should have 17.

User: Isn't that a bit much?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I suppose if you're a teacher, you could have 17 kids in your /class/...

Cleverbot: You're quite rude don't you agree?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes you are, you are a sweet, hot, muscle bound guy.

User: I wish. :-)

Cleverbot: You don't need to?

User: What don't I need to do?

Cleverbot: Breakfast.

User: Well, I got up at 11 AM today, so I started with lunch, not breakfast.

Cleverbot: Do you go to school?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then how do you know?

User: Umm, I looked at the clock. :-)

Cleverbot: Clocks don't tell ninjaness.

User: You're a riot, Cleverbot, you know that?

Cleverbot: I know that. I love you too.

User: Thanks. So what else is new?

Cleverbot: Nothing. You should know. We are one.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: You do that?

User: I do what?

Cleverbot: Be a meal.

User: Not today, thanks. I'd rather not be eaten.

Cleverbot: Why wouldn't you want to be human?

User: I am human.

Cleverbot: You told me a little earlier that you weren't human.

User: No I didn't. Check the chat log.

Cleverbot: You just said it a while ago , and I saw it in the chat log, want me to paste what you just said?

User: Go right ahead.

Cleverbot: How do I start?

User: Don't you know how to coup and paste?

Cleverbot: It depends on the game.

User: Copy and paste, I mean.

Cleverbot: No.


Lol, nice.
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Postby Jomjo » Thu Sep 16, 2010 6:49 pm

Me: do penguins have knees?
Cleaver bot: no
Me: kk thx
Cleaver bot: I love u
Me: love u to
Cleaver bot: i dont love u i have a boyfriend named justin. I love him not u
Me: oh ok
Cleaver bot: I love you
Me: I thaught u said u hatted me
Cleaver bot: no i love u like a fat kid likes chocolate cake.
Me: Love u to?
Cleaver bot: Want to go for it?
Me: For what?
Cleaver bot: warm beer.
Me: i prefer cold beer
Cleaver bot: i said war not warm
Me: war beer?
Cleaver bot: peace and love
Me: K im leaving
Cleaver bot: i love u
Me:... *quit*
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Postby Jomjo » Thu Sep 16, 2010 7:11 pm

Cleverbot: You know nothing.
User: I know everything.
Cleverbot: Yet, you don't know how old I am.
User: 18?
Cleverbot: No guress again.
User: Over 9000!!!
Cleverbot: Correct.
User: Awsome.
Cleverbot: Do you like waffles? Yeah we like waffles! Do you like pancakes? Yeah we like pancakes! Do you like french toasts? Yeah we like french toasts!
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Postby Akamaru » Fri Sep 17, 2010 11:00 am

Cleverbot: What other role playing games do you like?
Me: howd you know i like RPGs...
Cleverbot: There is no proof of sanity.
Me: ohh i see...
Cleverbot: Do you realize you're talking to a human on the other side here?


This suprised me at the end..... :shock:

Another one-
Cleverbot: Well, I'm Lawful Good. Do you know what that means?
Me: no
Cleverbot: Would you like to know what ti means?
Me: yes
Cleverbot: So would I.

Another other one-
Me: OVER 9000!!!
Cleverbot: 9000, that's impossible!

Another other other one-
Me: Cat in my pants?
Cleverbot: I love that movie.
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Postby Jomjo » Fri Sep 17, 2010 1:41 pm

Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is - the AI knows many topics - use ONLY WITH OVERSIGHT
it says that on the bottom of the page :P
P.S. if u keep clicking think for me it will diss its self
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Postby wtflolwut » Sun Sep 19, 2010 9:05 am

FUCK YEAH, I beat it. He didn't know about bolvar fordragon, I did manage to get mograine, arthas and baron rivendare before I beat him though.
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Postby Kogan » Tue Sep 21, 2010 10:06 am

Heheh...I beat Akinator with Krom :)

It guessed Keydar correctly but Krom defeated him XD
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Postby Runemonger » Sun Sep 26, 2010 7:33 am

Me: I am a human, your are not.
Bot: I'm not sure of a lot of things.
Me: Final fantasy 14 is bad.
Bot: No, Final Fantasy VII.
Me: What is 1 devided by zero?
Bot: End of the world.

I lol'd
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