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Postby Liquidrock » Sat Apr 10, 2010 8:53 am

Agatha wrote:It is 3 doors down .... i know what i am listening .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16I43oHV5YI


That is Blink 182...

Blink 182
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJypxHAPdFk

3 Doors Down
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPU8OAjjS4k
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Postby snakefang10 » Thu Apr 22, 2010 2:08 pm

My cousin showed me this one on youtube a couple days ago and its made of pure awesomeness

The Ultimate Battle of Ultimate Destiny

Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
And hit Godzilla with a Bat Grenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
But didnt expect to be blocked by Shaq
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue

And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
Then they both got flattened by the Bat Mobile
But before he could make it to the bat cave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
And took an AK-47 out from under his hat
And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
And Optimus Prime came to save the day

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Good guys, bad guys, explosions as far as the eye can see
Only One will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
Then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
And Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
And Bat Man was injured, trying to get steady
Then Abraham lincoln came back with a machete
But something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip.

Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
And he reached for his gun which he just couldnt find
'Cause Bat Man stole it and he shot and he missed
And Jackie Chan deflected with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and did a somersault
While abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
Into Optimus Prime but they collided in the air
and the both got hit by a Care Bear Stare

(Ultimate showdown thing again)

Angels Sang out in an immaculate chorus
And down from the heavens, ddescended Chuck Norris
And he delivered a kick, which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Indiana Jones
And he fell to the ground, writhing in pain
As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
But Chuck saw through his clever disguise
And he crushed batman's head in between his thighs


Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight
And Benito Mussiloni and the Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
RoboCop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
Came out of nowhere lightning fast
And kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
It was the Bloodiest Battle the world ever saw
With civillians watching in total awe

The battle raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed but eventually
The champion stood, the rest saw their better
Mr.Rodgers in a blood stained sweater

(Chorus thing again)

This is the ultimate showdown...( times 3)
...of Ultimate destiny
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Postby Cass » Sat Jul 24, 2010 9:23 pm

Last night the word came down, ten dead in Chinatown.
Innocent, their only crime was being in the wrong place, at the wrong time
Too bad, people say what's wrong with the kids today
Tell you right now they've got nothing to lose

They're building EMPIRE!

Johnny used to work after school
at the cinema show.
Gotta hustle if he wants an education
he's got a long way to go.
Now he's out on the street all day
selling Crack to the people who pay.
Got an AK-47 for his best friend
business the American way.

Eastside meets Westside downtown.
No time, the walls fall down

Can't you feel it coming? EMPIRE! Can't you hear it calling?
Black man, trapped again. hold his chain in his hand.
Brother killing brother for the profit of another,
Game point, nobody wins. Decline, right on time.
What happened to the dream sublime?
Tear it all down, we'll put it up again. Another EMPIRE?

Eastside meets Westside downtown.
No time, no line, the walls fall down.

Can't you feel it coming? EMPIRE!
Can't you hear it coming EMPIRE!
Can't someone here stop it...??!!

Queensryche is playing at The House of Blues next month and I cannot freaking WAIT!!!!
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Postby jurnag12 » Mon Jul 26, 2010 4:28 am

Unbelievable that no one did a Slayer song yet!
Well, from the album Reign in Blood, Angel of Death

Auschwitz, the meaning of pain the way that I want you to die
Slow death, immense decay, showers that cleanse you of your life
Forced in like cattle you run, stripped of your life's worth
Human mice for the angel of death, four hundred thousand more to die

Angel of death
Monarch to the kingdom of the dead

Sadistic, surgeon of demise, sadist of the noblest blood
Destroying, without mercy to benefit the Aryan race
Surgery, with no anesthesia feel the knife pierce you intensely
Inferior, no use to mankind, strapped down screaming out to die

Angel of death
Monarch to the kingdom of the dead
Infamous butcher
Angel of death

Pumped with fluid, inside your brain
Pressure in your skull begins pushing through your eyes
Burning flesh, drips away
Test of heat burns your skin, your mind starts to boil

Frigid cold, cracks your limbs,
How long can you last in this frozen water burial?
Sewn together, joining heads
Just a matter of time 'til you rip yourselves apart

Millions laid out in their crowded tombs
Sickening ways to achieve the holocaust

Seas of blood, bury life
Smell your death as it burns deep inside of you
Abacinate, eyes that bleed praying for the end of
Your wide awake nightmare

Wings of pain reach out for you
His face of death staring down your blood's running cold
Injecting cells, dying eyes
Feeding on the screams of the mutants he's creating
Pathetic harmless victims left to die, rancid angel of death flying free

Angel of death
Monarch to the kingdom of the dead
Infamous butcher
Angel of death

Angel of death

WARNING: This song might include offensive remarks and......I should've said this earlier, didn't I
EVIL BARACK OBAMA SEZ GTFO
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Postby Akamaru » Thu Aug 26, 2010 12:40 pm

Here is the greatest song ever.

Prepare for trouble!
Make it double!
To protect the world from devastation!
To unite all peoples within our nation!
To denounce the evils of truth and love!
To extend our reach to the stars above!
Jessie!
James!
Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!
Surrender now, or prepare to fight!
Meowth!
That's right!

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Postby Raptorbane » Thu Aug 26, 2010 5:09 pm

Akamaru wrote:Here is the greatest song ever.

Prepare for trouble!
Make it double!
To protect the world from devastation!
To unite all peoples within our nation!
To denounce the evils of truth and love!
To extend our reach to the stars above!
Jessie!
James!
Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!
Surrender now, or prepare to fight!
Meowth!
That's right!

:mrgreen:


Isn't even a song, it's more of a short rhyming story if anything. Not even a poem.
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Postby Espeon » Thu Aug 26, 2010 5:31 pm

Akamaru wrote:Here is the greatest song ever.

Prepare for trouble!
Make it double!
To protect the world from devastation!
To unite all peoples within our nation!
To denounce the evils of truth and love!
To extend our reach to the stars above!
Jessie!
James!
Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!
Surrender now, or prepare to fight!
Meowth!
That's right!

:mrgreen:


Actually, the best song would be the original Pokémon theme song.

"I wanna be, the very best! Like no one ever was! To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cauuuuuse! I will travel across the land, searching far and wide! Teach Pokémon, to understand, the power that's insiiiide!"

And now I will spare you all and stop singing.
Pokémon, gotta catch 'em all.

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Postby jurnag12 » Fri Aug 27, 2010 2:37 am

Espeon wrote:
Akamaru wrote:Here is the greatest song ever.

Prepare for trouble!
Make it double!
To protect the world from devastation!
To unite all peoples within our nation!
To denounce the evils of truth and love!
To extend our reach to the stars above!
Jessie!
James!
Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!
Surrender now, or prepare to fight!
Meowth!
That's right!

:mrgreen:


Actually, the best song would be the original Pokémon theme song.

"I wanna be, the very best! Like no one ever was! To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cauuuuuse! I will travel across the land, searching far and wide! Teach Pokémon, to understand, the power that's insiiiide!"

And now I will spare you all and stop singing.


and I finally had it out of my head when you started singing
Damn you Sir, Damn you I say!

'Pokémon
Gotta catch 'em all
It's you and me, I know it's my destiny.
Pokémon
Oh you're my best friend, in a world we must defend.
Pokémon

Gotta catch 'em all
A heart so true, our courage will pull us through.
You teach me and I'll teach you, Pokémon.
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Yeah

Every challenge along the way,
With courage eye in the face.
I will battle every day,
To claim my rightful place.
Come with me the time is right,
There's no better team.
Arm and arm we'll win the fight,
It's always been our dream

Pokémon
Gotta catch 'em all
It's you and me, I know it's my destiny.
Pokémon
Oh you're my best friend, in a world we must defend.
Pokémon


Gotta catch 'em all
A heart so true, our courage will pull us through.
You teach me and I'll teach you, Pokémon.
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Yeah

Pokémon
Gotta catch 'em all
It's you and me, I know it's my destiny.
Pokémon
Oh you're my best friend, in a world we must defend.
Pokémon

Gotta catch 'em all
A heart so true, our courage will pull us through.
You teach me and I'll teach you, Pokémon.
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Pokémon'
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Postby Espeon » Fri Aug 27, 2010 4:17 pm

and I finally had it out of my head when you started singing
Damn you Sir, Damn you I say!


Buahahaha, I tend to sing it on a daily basis. xD
Pokémon, gotta catch 'em all.

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Postby supabillyla29 » Fri Sep 10, 2010 5:42 am

Espeon wrote:
and I finally had it out of my head when you started singing
Damn you Sir, Damn you I say!


Buahahaha, I tend to sing it on a daily basis. xD


its stange how alot of people tend to use pokemon names as forum names
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Postby Raptorbane » Fri Sep 10, 2010 7:40 am

supabillyla29 wrote:
its stange how alot of people tend to use pokemon names as forum names


You call it strange, I call it failed creativity ;[

Or fandom to the max.
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Postby Espeon » Fri Sep 10, 2010 5:04 pm

Raptorbane wrote:
supabillyla29 wrote:
its stange how alot of people tend to use pokemon names as forum names


You call it strange, I call it failed creativity ;[

Or fandom to the max.


Yeah, mine was a bit of both, sadly. But mainly failed creativity.
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Postby Jomjo » Fri Oct 01, 2010 8:24 pm

OH GOD THE HORROR!!!
MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Postby Elfshifter » Mon Nov 29, 2010 7:25 pm

JOURNEY PANDA BEAR STYLE!

Just a small town girl
Living in a lonely world
She took the midnight train going anywhere
Just a city boy
Born and raised in South Detroit
He took the midnight train going anywhere

A singer in a smoky room
A smell of wine and cheap perfume
For a smile they can share the night
It goes on and on and on and on

Strangers, waiting, up and down the boulevard
Their shadows searching in the night
Streetlight people, living just to find emotion
Hiding somewhere in the night

Working hard to get my fill
Everybody wants a thrill
Paying anything to roll the dice
Just one more time
Some will win, some will lose
Some were born to sing the blues
Oh the movie never ends
It goes on and on and on and on

Don't stop believing
Hold on to that feeling
Streetlight people

Edit: Elfshifter casts revive on this thread.
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Postby Ghost467 » Tue Nov 30, 2010 6:21 am

Open the door, get on the floor, [size=0]EERBADY WALK TEH DINOSARS.[/size]
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