You have two cows ...

[cookiemanyay]

Zombism- Moooooooooooooo.............

[TedTheBug]

Enronism: you have two cows. You ship your three cows over to an overseas pasture...

[Bobson]

WoWism: You have two cows, you rofllol @ them both for only being level five. You then one-shot them both and skin them.

[lappen]

this one is my favourite that i found somewhere

California Capitalism
You have a cow and a bull.
The bull is depressed. It has spent its life living a lie.
It goes away for two weeks. It comes back after a taxpayer-paid sex-change operation.
You now have two cows. One makes milk; the other doesn't. You try to sell the transgender cow.
Its lawyer sues you for discrimination. You lose in court. So you sell the milk-generating cow to pay the damages.
You now have one rich, transgender, non-milk-producing cow. You change your business to beef.
PETA pickets your farm. Jesse Jackson makes a speech in your driveway.
Hillary Clinton calls for the nationalization of 1/7 of your farm "for the children."
A law is signed giving your farm to Mexico. The L.A. Times quotes five anonymous cows claiming you groped their teats.
You declare bankruptcy and shut down all operations.
The cow starves to death.
The L.A. Times' analysis shows your business failure is Bush's fault.

[Crusader]

Ooooh, politics!

Dutch Constitutional monarchism
You have a prime cow and a cow king
The prime cow is the chaircow of the council of cows
The council of cows is appointed by the cow king
The cow parliament is devided in a upper farm and a lower farm
The upper farm has to approve everything the lower farm proposes
The cow king can overturn any decision
The grass goes to the lower farm, where it is eaten and regurgitated
The regurgitated grass gets eaten and regurgitated by the upper farm, which does not find the regurgitated grass to it's liking
The lower farm eats and regurgitates the grass some more
The upper farm likes the regurgitated grass and eats it, after which it is regurgitated and presented to the cow king
The cow king approves and presents the regurgitated grass at cow's day
Cows not involved in politics are left with a lot of shit.

[snakefang10]

Mmm regurgitated grass...


SHAAARONism: You have a goth cow in sunglasses singing about insanity and biting the heads off bats.

[Thaurus]

Taurenism: There are 3 cows.

[frodofrodo]

Vicarism: You have two cows. They produce a monkey from being isolated.

Edit:
Communism: In Soviet Russia, 2 cows have you!

[Raptorbane]

Despotism: You have two cow governors.

[Liquidrock]

Despotism: You have two cow governors.

Wouldn't it be cowvernors?

[Raptorbane]

Despotism: You have two cow governors.

Wouldn't it be cowvernors?

No.

(I had a really good one for this the other day but I forgot :[ Augh.)

[wtflolwut]

southern american... uhh... ism:

I wonder if that good lookin' cow isn't already sleepin' with her son.

[Theorange]

Exorcism - You have two cows strapped to a table with a priest blabbering bullsh*t in front of them.

[Jomjo]

shutupitism - self explanatory..................cow(s).

[Raptorbane]

shutupitism - self explanatory..................cow(s).

Acid Tripism: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FavUpD_IjVY&feature=fvw