by Crusader » Mon Oct 05, 2009 3:39 am
Ooooh, politics!
Dutch Constitutional monarchism
You have a prime cow and a cow king
The prime cow is the chaircow of the council of cows
The council of cows is appointed by the cow king
The cow parliament is devided in a upper farm and a lower farm
The upper farm has to approve everything the lower farm proposes
The cow king can overturn any decision
The grass goes to the lower farm, where it is eaten and regurgitated
The regurgitated grass gets eaten and regurgitated by the upper farm, which does not find the regurgitated grass to it's liking
The lower farm eats and regurgitates the grass some more
The upper farm likes the regurgitated grass and eats it, after which it is regurgitated and presented to the cow king
The cow king approves and presents the regurgitated grass at cow's day
Cows not involved in politics are left with a lot of shit.