Hello, ladies and mentlegen. I'm going to explain a certain theory I have.
As we all know, donald is a complete moron/noob. However, he wasn't always a moron; When he drank the waters from the fountain of youth, he was... smart... Intresting. As we know, he got ran over a while back. But, unless the waters from the well healed him, he couldn't have become intelligent again due to the water. So, what did donald do to make him so stupid? Simple.
Ladies and gentlemen, Donald the Insane.