So, I partied with at least one Donald last night.
Final group at last boss:
Me: Blood DK (tank obviously) 87
Warlock (forgetable) 87
Hunter (DONALD #1) 86
Furry Warrior (Donaldish, almost Donald #2) 88
So, its been over a month and a half since I last played WoW, but I just got back in the other day and I'm checking out the changes, and getting back to leveling and getting the feel for DK tanking, so I may have been moving slow, but only because i wanted to do it right. So i LFG, accept to enter the dungeon, pick up the quests, and out of the corner of my eye, I see the warrior charge off into the first group of mobs. I get over my initial 'WTF?!' and rush in and grab agro. No one dies, but the healer /ragequits at the warrior. In hindsight, i should have fallowed him.
Me: Don't do that again, because i'll seriously let you die
Warrior: nuub, i dont die
we get new healer and press on. Warrior behaves for the most part. One of the DPS drops out and that is when we pick up the huntard Donald. The hunter pulls mobs. I get annoyed. And then, i find out that the healer has no more food or drink to recover mana. Hunter pulls. I have to heal myself with death strike and my panic button macro for Vampiric Blood and Rune Tap.
Finally, as we are getting off the lift, I say that we have to wait for the healer to get mana, the old fashioned, they-have-no-food-so-we-have-to-sit-here way, and i see Donald #1, the huntard, going camouflaged off around the corner to the final boss room. The pull in the hall was bad, warlock dies, and Huntard is still in the boss room, NOT FIGHTING AT ALL!!!
I'm yelling im the party chat for the huntard to get his scrawny female N.Elf ass back in here. Nope, he does NOTHING. At this point, I'm ranting and pissed in guild chat as i get to the boss room, healer is getting low on mana, clear first group of gaurds in the room with STILL no help from the Donald-Huntard. I'm Yelling at Donald-Huntard. Donald Huntard pulls the quillen before the boss, and heals has no mana.
We get the quillen down, and i tell everyone to move back to the door, and once the heals has mana, i'll pull the boss to the doorway. Standard procedure for Xin the Weaponmaster.
Huntard asks whe the heals doesnt drink. I have a full blown eyetwitch about that alone at this point. I try to as patiently as I can at that point explain that the heals was out. He says give him some. NO ONE IN THE GROUP WAS ON THE SAME REALM AS THE HEALER!!!
When the healer finally has max mana, Donald-Huntard is still standing in the middle of the room near me. I tell him to get his ass back by the door. He doesnt listen. I pull Xin and try to kite him back to the door, but the Huntard's cat, which has had Growl on the ENTIRE TIME pulls the agro from me. SO I have to DG and Dark Command Xin and try and draw him back to the door. While we thankfully dont wipe, by this point I'm ready to commit genocide on all hutards EVERYWHERE!
Yeah, I was beyond pissed and raving in guild chat.